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03-01-2013, 07:33 PM | #707 | |
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03-01-2013, 08:52 PM | #708 |
To shreds, you say?
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Oh noes! Then we'll be faced with addressing the real problems in this country.
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03-01-2013, 09:15 PM | #709 |
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That's nothing, I've downloaded the plans for a thermonuclear hand grenade.
When I went through US Army basic training, the hand grenade training was conducted by a cadre with imagination. Recruits were seated in outdoor bleachers on a firing range as an instructor presented a lecture followed by a demonstration in which the instructor threw a grenade (inert; but, the recruits didn't know it) out to a predetermined spot on the range. When the dummy grenade hit the ground, another cadre member set off a nuclear explosion training simulator (a relatively new pyro-technique that sent up flames and smoke in a massive mushroom cloud) prepositioned on that spot. The results were spectacular and the recruits gave the demonstration a standing ovation. The legend of the thermonuclear hand grenade was born. |
03-01-2013, 09:27 PM | #710 |
To shreds, you say?
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I didn't realize there was a thermonuclear handgrenade.
I guess we already have addressed the real problems in this country, so never mind.
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03-01-2013, 10:53 PM | #711 |
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Of course we've addressed the real problems in this country. They're addressed: White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington DC 20500, Capitol Building E. Capitol St. NE and First St. NE Washington DC 20004, and Supreme Court of the United States 1 First Street NE Washington DC 20543.
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03-02-2013, 12:45 AM | #712 |
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03-02-2013, 10:58 AM | #714 |
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The problem is untrained people trying to solve their problems with a pistol or shotgun.
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03-02-2013, 06:19 PM | #715 |
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Finger OUTSIDE the trigger guard until you have decided to shoot. Even I know that. Idiot.
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At least his sign is properly punctuated.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Cr...lear_device%29 tl;dr recoilless rifle, range 2 km, yield 0.02 kilotons, nasty radiation.
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03-02-2013, 10:29 PM | #718 |
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Imagine if plans for the Ned Kelly device had been realized. Probably would have looked just like that except with a can of Fosters at the front.
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03-03-2013, 01:51 AM | #720 |
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And old ladies...
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