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OnyxCougar · 11-05-2003, 01:31 PM

That can't be right, because we all know Bill Gates is Satan.

perth · 11-05-2003, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar

Doesn't open for me in Mozilla or IE.

Opens in IE, Mozilla and Firebird for me. Maybe you're clicking the link wrong or something.

OnyxCougar · 11-05-2003, 01:51 PM

More than likely. But it still doesn't work. Maybe it's a work thing.

wolf · 11-05-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by perth
http://www.oopspaste.com/

FUCK!

Jesus Shit Mutherfucking Christ ... do they have volume discounts?

(page loaded incredibly slowly. I had to go through two tubes while waiting for each hilarious image.)

perth · 11-05-2003, 01:54 PM

Hmmm. Dunno. I can't imagine why they would block it. Oh well. Just swear a lot and then feel bad about it. Or something.

wolf · 11-05-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
That can't be right, because we all know Bill Gates is Satan.

You are starting from an incorrect assumption that Bill Gates is in fact a Geek. If he were, Windows would be opensource.

He is merely Satan.

perth · 11-05-2003, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by wolf

Jesus Shit Mutherfucking Christ ... do they have volume discounts?

(page loaded incredibly slowly. I had to go through two tubes while waiting for each hilarious image.)

Yeah, the pictures are classic. But better than that, I think, is the text. Maybe its just me, but people who get all upset and offended by a word like "fuck" just crack me up.

I can't remember which Scott Adams book it is, but he paints a funny picture about how certain words might have been made "bad". He described a dark smoke filled room full of shadowy men, reading a list of words. They get to the word "pud" and one of them gasps and faints. They mark the word off and move on.

He told it way better. If i can figure out which book it was, I'll post it. Worth picking up just for that passage.

Elspode · 11-05-2003, 02:04 PM

I just went through the 20 questions again, with "witch" as the thing I was thinking of. After stumping it (it has very different ideas about witches than I do), I told it what my topic was. It came back with its 'uncommon knowledge' items, and one of them was 'Is it made out of wood", to which it says "yes".

I think the AI has been watching too many Monty Python films.

Elspode · 11-05-2003, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by wolf

113. (I hypothesize that high scores on the geek test tend to correlate to lower scores on the hell test.)

I dunno...I got a decent geek score, and I'm going straight to hell.

OnyxCougar · 11-05-2003, 02:07 PM

I just tried about 50 times and finally got in.

I found this part funny:

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While walking down the hall at my sons Jr. High School I was amazed at how openly the use of fowl language had become.

CHICKEN!! TURKEY!! DUCK!! PHEASANT!! QUAIL!!

and this one:

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Check out our uses page for other fun ideas!

Other FUN uses? So squirting this crap in your kid's mouth is supposed to be construed as fun??

bmgb · 11-05-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Elspode
I think the AI has been watching too many Monty Python films.

He he.

It seems to think you might have big ears and smell bad too, but I think that's doubtful.

The AI is pretty freaky though. It guessed I was thinking about an iMac in 20 questions. I'm getting kind of addicted to it.

OnyxCougar · 11-05-2003, 02:35 PM

So I wrote oopspaste's webmaster and asked why their pages load so damn slow.

breakingnews · 11-05-2003, 02:54 PM

www.technicalvirgin.com

Hilarious, if you can stomach it.

SteveDallas · 11-05-2003, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
So squirting this crap in your kid's mouth is supposed to be construed as fun??

It can't be worse than toothpaste in my case. There's only one flavor my kids like, and it's been discontinued!

Griff · 11-05-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas

It can't be worse than toothpaste in my case. There's only one flavor my kids like, and it's been discontinued!

Thats been an issue here as well. My 7 year old likes adult Crest orange flavor... worth a shot.

11-05-2003, 01:31 PM	#691
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	That can't be right, because we all know Bill Gates is Satan. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

11-05-2003, 01:51 PM	#693
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	More than likely. But it still doesn't work. Maybe it's a work thing. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

11-05-2003, 02:04 PM	#698
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I just went through the 20 questions again, with "witch" as the thing I was thinking of. After stumping it (it has very different ideas about witches than I do), I told it what my topic was. It came back with its 'uncommon knowledge' items, and one of them was 'Is it made out of wood", to which it says "yes". I think the AI has been watching too many Monty Python films. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-05-2003, 02:35 PM	#702
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	So I wrote oopspaste's webmaster and asked why their pages load so damn slow. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

11-05-2003, 02:54 PM	#703
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	kind of gross www.technicalvirgin.com Hilarious, if you can stomach it.

11-05-2003, 01:54 PM	#695
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Hmmm. Dunno. I can't imagine why they would block it. Oh well. Just swear a lot and then feel bad about it. Or something.

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