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Old 12-03-2013, 03:14 PM   #1
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Airport delays are a pain in the ass, and seemingly inevitable. But you can amuse yourself by building your own weapons from stuff you can buy in the airport, after your cavity search.

ATTENTION TERRORISTS.... don't read this.
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Old 12-04-2013, 01:11 PM   #2
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Not a weapon... yet... but coming soon to a drone near you.

http://www.informationweek.com/secur...d/d-id/1112913

Information Week
Mathew J. Schwartz
12/4/13

Hardware Hacker Demos Zombie Drone Hijacker
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The SkyJack drone automatically seeks out and hijacks other nearby Parrot drones.
Will this mean trouble for Amazon's planned drone delivery fleet?
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"SkyJack is a drone engineered to autonomously seek out, hack,
and wirelessly take over other drones within WiFi distance,
creating an army of zombie drones under your control,"
Kamkar said on his autonomous drone hacking project site.
The first 2 minutes says it all... after that it's for geeks only
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Old 01-29-2014, 05:08 PM   #3
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Maybe they'll come out with a version in which the little stakes are made of wood instead of copper so you can shoot vampires with them.
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Old 01-30-2014, 03:59 PM   #4
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I don't know about that, but, there is/will be a 12 gauge slug version.
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:16 PM   #5
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Easy enough , all you need is some finish nails Tie them in a bundle ( with dental floss) Roughly the size of a 12 ga shell , get a 12 HI Brass ( duck or turkey load )
shell , empty out the shot , leave the wad , put the nails in side , then fill with melted wax , let cool , then FUCK a Zombie UP !!!
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:19 PM   #6
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Flechettes.
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:57 PM   #7
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redneck Flechettes.
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Old 01-31-2014, 04:11 PM   #8
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An oldie, but, a goodie...

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Old 02-03-2014, 01:36 PM   #9
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Cut you, sucka.



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Old 01-31-2014, 04:05 PM   #10
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I would almost bet my balls that the words 'redneck' & 'flechette' appeared side-by-side for the first time right there in Zip's post.

ETA: "redneck Flechettes" returns exactly one Google result. It's almost a Googlewhack. I achieved a Googlewhack years ago with the search term 'marmalade fetish', without quotes.
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:41 PM   #11
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Old 02-03-2014, 10:10 PM   #12
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Yeah, yeah, but the boner factor.
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Old 03-14-2014, 03:54 PM   #13
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Old 03-17-2014, 12:24 AM   #14
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2nd pic looks like SR-71s, are those MiGs in the first? (I realize this isn't the what is this thread, just curious )
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Old 03-17-2014, 02:43 AM   #15
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Defense Industry Daily says the first pic is, "Cheetahs and Mirage 50s for Ecuador". The Cheetahs are built by Atlas in South Africa, the Mirage is of course French. I think that picture looks more like Saab Gripens, than Mirages, but they should know.
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