The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 458

Flint · 03-18-2009, 03:37 PM

You have any interest in joining a polygamist compound?

Sheldonrs · 03-18-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.

Would those be the cultures that believe that the punishment should fit the crime? hehehehe

Queen of the Ryche · 03-18-2009, 04:16 PM

I'm still stuck on the four magical tusks.......wow. Wonder if I can get a set for my man. "Honey? Can you impale me with the blue icicle looking one tonight?"

Gravdigr · 03-18-2009, 04:21 PM

No one expects The Avenging Narwhal!

Crimson Ghost · 03-18-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.

I knew a girl like that in High School....

Three input?

impress · 03-19-2009, 08:05 AM

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Shawnee123 · 03-19-2009, 08:38 AM

I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?

Sheldonrs · 03-19-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?

"of course, of course".

dmg1969 · 03-19-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by impress

Attachment 22497

Miniature ,localized gamma ray burst?

dmg1969 · 03-19-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?

The upper teeth look like my wife's finger nails for God sakes!

classicman · 03-19-2009, 02:42 PM

Ewww - did they have her suckin on ashtrays before the first photos or what?

capnhowdy · 03-19-2009, 07:07 PM

Maybe her husband doesn't want an infection when he finally does EMERGENCY SURGERY.

Pie · 03-19-2009, 07:16 PM

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Learn how a mom combined 2 products to get rid of her yellow teeth...

Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?

capnhowdy · 03-19-2009, 07:30 PM

A fifth of whiskey and a glove?

classicman · 03-19-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?

<-- see it works!

03-18-2009, 03:37 PM	#6856
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You have any interest in joining a polygamist compound? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2009, 04:16 PM	#6858
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I'm still stuck on the four magical tusks.......wow. Wonder if I can get a set for my man. "Honey? Can you impale me with the blue icicle looking one tonight?" __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

03-18-2009, 04:21 PM	#6859
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No one expects The Avenging Narwhal! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-19-2009, 08:05 AM	#6861
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

03-19-2009, 08:38 AM	#6862
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed? Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-19-2009, 02:42 PM	#6866
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Ewww - did they have her suckin on ashtrays before the first photos or what? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-19-2009, 07:07 PM	#6867
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Maybe her husband doesn't want an infection when he finally does EMERGENCY SURGERY. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-19-2009, 07:30 PM	#6869
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	A fifth of whiskey and a glove? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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