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Old 06-28-2006, 08:30 PM   #1
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Nancy's Buttons

Back in the early 80's, when I was in college, I attending the occasional convention. A group of us went down to Delaware and found Nancy and her button booth. In addition to her catalogue, we had custom buttons made up.

Fast forward to a year or so ago and I came across the 20+ year old printed copy of her catalogue I had brought home. I was curious and did an Internet search to see if she was still in business but did not find anything.

So I was surprised when I tried recently and found this. It's an expanded button/bumper sticker catalogue, with thousands of pithy and humorous choices.

Guns, 1st and 2nd amendments, insanity. The funny thing is that a local bookstore near my house still has a cache of her buttons that are about 15 years old. Every once in a while I buy one out of the bins.

BTW, every time you refresh the page, it changes the random slogan.

A few I found funny.

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If you can read this, you're in range
If it still has feelings, it isn't cooked enough
Conservatives should learn the difference between a sin and a crime and liberals should learn the difference between a virtue and a requirement
I don't brake for incumbents
I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve, but why do *I* have to get the government they deserve?
If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay out of debt?


I might be getting the Paypal ready.
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Old 06-29-2006, 09:01 AM   #2
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Back in the early 80's, when I was in college, I attending the occasional convention. A group of us went down to Delaware and found Nancy and her button booth. In addition to her catalogue, we had custom buttons made up.

Fast forward to a year or so ago and I came across the 20+ year old printed copy of her catalogue I had brought home. I was curious and did an Internet search to see if she was still in business but did not find anything.

So I was surprised when I tried recently and found this. It's an expanded button/bumper sticker catalogue, with thousands of pithy and humorous choices.

Guns, 1st and 2nd amendments, insanity. The funny thing is that a local bookstore near my house still has a cache of her buttons that are about 15 years old. Every once in a while I buy one out of the bins.

BTW, every time you refresh the page, it changes the random slogan.

A few I found funny.



I might be getting the Paypal ready.
This one is awesome!
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So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause
One morel.
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Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.

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Old 06-29-2006, 01:13 PM   #3
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:59 AM   #4
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If only I had known. I think I met Nancy at ForksBob's ... I've corresponded with her on a Philadelphia-based elist for years. I have a couple of her buttons from cons as well.
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Old 06-29-2006, 10:55 PM   #5
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If only I had known. I think I met Nancy at ForksBob's ... I've corresponded with her on a Philadelphia-based elist for years. I have a couple of her buttons from cons as well.
Wow, it's too bad I wasn't at that one.

Here's a few that seem a little obtuse for buttons
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Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt stars
It's like brother Nietzsche said--being human is a complicated gig, so give that dark night of the soul a hug and howl the eternal yes
and a cute one
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I gave my books their own room. Now they want the whole house.
Ok, one more
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Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant? No? Not much of a "power suit", is it?
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:51 AM   #6
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Old 07-08-2006, 02:52 AM   #7
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Just in case you misplaced the playbook.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:18 PM   #8
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Old 06-29-2006, 09:18 PM   #9
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Jesus dandrain, that's gross. Do you know the sick mother that made that?
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:47 PM   #10
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Jesus dandrain, that's gross. Do you know the sick mother that made that?
I'd rather see goatse any day.
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Old 07-05-2006, 07:39 PM   #11
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Old 06-30-2006, 02:15 AM   #12
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For one of my D&D groups it would have been really cool to have one made that said "Is it made of human skin?"

The PCs were ALWAYS asking that, and it became a running gag.
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Old 06-30-2006, 02:50 PM   #13
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:15 PM   #14
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Sounds like a good site to stay away from until people that have the capacity to deal with bad consequences have checked it out.
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:56 AM   #15
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Safe to click on, really. And good site too, I kinda wish I'd known about it before, get to see the countdown and stuff.
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