Cellar tag lines - Page 45

Crimson Ghost · 08-12-2006, 03:10 AM

The Cellar: Trust Us, Our Folks Won't Be Home For Hours... Did You Hear A Car Door?

Crimson Ghost · 08-12-2006, 03:12 AM

The Cellar: "Gullible" Isn't In The Dictionary. Go Ahead, Look It Up.

Crimson Ghost · 08-12-2006, 03:13 AM

The Cellar: Only Satan Has More Power.

capnhowdy · 08-12-2006, 08:48 PM

Get The Door..... It's the Cellar.

MsSparkie · 08-12-2006, 10:36 PM

Cellar Dwellers
by Nancy Ness

How can I get my basement clean?
Those cellar dwellers are so mean!
Undoing all that I have done,
They think - perhaps I'm having fun?

Scrub as I might they do not care.
They hide in corners everywhere;
Those little fellers pink in hue
Conspirators, my work undo.

I hear them twitter at my back,
Cacophonous counter attack.
Each corner now devoid of stuff,
Upon the walls I see them stuck!!

These puny paired prolific pests
Have brand new Cellar Dweller nests.
Their young imprint me as their mom
And cling to me. Where'd they come from?

I scoop them up, neat as you please,
But - WHOOSH - they're off then with a breeze.
Sweep them again to cast them out,
"All Cellar Dwellers, SCAT", I shout!!

I'll never win this war, I fear.
These Cellar Dwellers will live here
Long after this is not my home -
Pink peanut packing Styrofoam.

Flint · 08-13-2006, 02:44 AM

The Cellar: I think the New Posts button is broken.

Flint · 08-13-2006, 02:45 AM

The Cellar: Welcome to our newest member, datingservices2

Crimson Ghost · 08-13-2006, 03:25 AM

The Cellar: It Ain't eBay

Sundae · 08-17-2006, 11:19 AM

The Cellar: It's all fun and games til somebody gets hurt

The Cellar: We're not in here for the good of our health!

barefoot serpent · 08-17-2006, 02:30 PM

The Cellar: Calmer than you are.

Ibby · 08-17-2006, 10:22 PM

The Cellar: Gotta Make Way for the Homo Superior!

Flint · 08-18-2006, 12:59 AM

The Cellar:
PLEASE DON'T POST IN BIG RED LETTERS!

Crimson Ghost · 08-18-2006, 02:26 AM

The Cellar: You Had Us At Good-Bye

Griff · 08-19-2006, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

The Cellar: You Had Us At Good-Bye

Nice!

Crimson Ghost · 08-19-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

The Cellar: You Had Us At Good-Bye

Nice!

Thanks.

The Cellar: You smell like someone put shit in your pants.

08-12-2006, 03:10 AM	#1
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The Cellar: Trust Us, Our Folks Won't Be Home For Hours... Did You Hear A Car Door? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-12-2006, 03:12 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The Cellar: "Gullible" Isn't In The Dictionary. Go Ahead, Look It Up. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-12-2006, 03:13 AM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The Cellar: Only Satan Has More Power. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-12-2006, 08:48 PM	#4
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Get The Door..... It's the Cellar. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-12-2006, 10:36 PM	#5
MsSparkie Curious Sagittarius Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 302	Cellar Dwellers by Nancy Ness How can I get my basement clean? Those cellar dwellers are so mean! Undoing all that I have done, They think - perhaps I'm having fun? Scrub as I might they do not care. They hide in corners everywhere; Those little fellers pink in hue Conspirators, my work undo. I hear them twitter at my back, Cacophonous counter attack. Each corner now devoid of stuff, Upon the walls I see them stuck!! These puny paired prolific pests Have brand new Cellar Dweller nests. Their young imprint me as their mom And cling to me. Where'd they come from? I scoop them up, neat as you please, But - WHOOSH - they're off then with a breeze. Sweep them again to cast them out, "All Cellar Dwellers, SCAT", I shout!! I'll never win this war, I fear. These Cellar Dwellers will live here Long after this is not my home - Pink peanut packing Styrofoam. __________________ ~There is a forest in an acorn......

08-13-2006, 02:44 AM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The Cellar: I think the New Posts button is broken. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-13-2006, 02:45 AM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The Cellar: Welcome to our newest member, datingservices2 __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-13-2006, 03:25 AM	#8
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The Cellar: It Ain't eBay __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-17-2006, 11:19 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The Cellar: It's all fun and games til somebody gets hurt The Cellar: We're not in here for the good of our health! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-17-2006, 02:30 PM	#10
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	The Cellar: Calmer than you are. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

08-17-2006, 10:22 PM	#11
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	The Cellar: Gotta Make Way for the Homo Superior! __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

08-18-2006, 12:59 AM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The Cellar: *PLEASE DON'T POST IN BIG RED LETTERS!* __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-18-2006, 02:26 AM	#13
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The Cellar: You Had Us At Good-Bye __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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