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Old 01-28-2009, 11:50 AM   #6556
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I have no problem with balls across my nose.
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:25 PM   #6557
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I have no problem with balls across my nose.
Traveling at 93 mph?? I'd think you'd want them to slow down a bit first. Or you might get rug burn.
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Old 01-28-2009, 09:05 PM   #6558
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Not politically correct, but hilarious.
I teach elementary school in the barrio
of south Los Angeles, and I can personally
attest to seeing stuff like this there.
Of my 20 students, 17 are Latino.
Of those 17 moms, 5 look like these women:

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Old 01-29-2009, 05:55 AM   #6559
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New York Plumbing Department?
Do you not recall the notorious case in which four NYPD officers sodomised a man with plumber's plungers (not quite so long as those) in a police station? Or have I got it wrong?
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:31 PM   #6560
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:41 PM   #6561
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Do you not recall the notorious case in which four NYPD officers sodomised a man with plumber's plungers (not quite so long as those) in a police station? Or have I got it wrong?
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:25 PM   #6562
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Re #6561, that sign clearly forbids climbing up the pole and jumping off it. That guy is going to be in trouble.
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:27 AM   #6563
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:41 AM   #6564
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Old 01-31-2009, 08:01 AM   #6565
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:12 AM   #6566
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do you have that without the "surprise buttsecks" plastered across the bottom?
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:14 AM   #6567
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:36 AM   #6568
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:55 PM   #6569
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:58 AM   #6570
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WTF is this?

The background story: it was a wedding gift to us from my brother... now take this with a VERY small grain of salt when I tell you he told us he aquired it in a trade with a friend... he trafed an old VCR for it... it belonged to the boys parents and it is Hatian and over 300 yrs old... they got it while on vacation in Greece... wtf... here is the part of his story that I do believe... he traded a VCR to a friend for it and it was probably property of the parents... beyond that.. not so sure. I don't know who this boy is and my brother will not divulge further information... he is kinda shady.

It is made from a solid piece of wood. I grew up with carvings from Brasil that seem similar in style, but I realize it could be African or Caribbean just as easily. The shacled serpent that originates from the bodiless face and binds one of the men is interesting. There is also a lizard that is biting the snake. The other fellow appears to be holding a cup out of which a vine is growing.

I would like to know its origins as well as its value... if it has any.
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