The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 414

Pico and ME · 11-24-2008, 06:22 PM

How 'bout a split-headed kitty...

Aliantha · 11-24-2008, 06:25 PM

The first mouth says to the second mouth, "move over, it's my turn to eat!", and then the second mouth say, "you know you can't eat. I'm the one connected to the throat!"

footfootfoot · 11-24-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

How 'bout a split-headed kitty...

a siamese kitten?

Sundae · 11-24-2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

WHAT? Fictitious? A joke? I would never have realised. Thanks, Bruce, you may have just saved me from a MAJOR social blunder.

I hear that in such an Aussie accent!
Where joke has at least three syllables, and maaaaaaaja lasts for at least three seconds.

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Personally I think that whole split tongue thing is gross and there's no going back, but I guess it takes all types.

39 flavours of grim and then grim syrup and grim sprinkles. IMHO.

SteveDallas · 11-24-2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

The first mouth says to the second mouth, "I can haz cheezeburger?"

Fixed it for you.

impress · 11-24-2008, 07:53 PM

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ZenGum · 11-25-2008, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

lookout? It's been 25+ years since I played... but looks like a perfectly legit play to me.

Nah, the guy in blue is standing too close to the throw-in, isn't he?

(Seriously, I'm pretty sure there would be a rule against vindictive play. Still, the execution was so brilliant I'd let him off.)

dmg1969 · 11-25-2008, 09:53 AM

I call this one...Lost Manhood.

John · 11-25-2008, 10:02 AM

This is hilarious. Man, I am such a geek.

Pico and ME · 11-25-2008, 10:04 AM

As in Creature Feature? lol

Undertoad · 11-25-2008, 10:06 AM

No, it's a software thing: "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Pico and ME · 11-25-2008, 10:07 AM

Ahhhhhhhh.....you can tell Im no techie.

TheMercenary · 11-25-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by John

Great frigging play. Could be called for unsportsman like conduct. Not to mention breaking the guys neck. Red Card.

Sundae · 11-25-2008, 01:49 PM

I seem to remember there being a rule about feet leaving the ground during a throw in, so I doubt it's a valid play anyway.

classicman · 11-25-2008, 02:31 PM

For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.

An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face.

Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule.

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Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	How 'bout a split-headed kitty... Attached Images

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Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	The first mouth says to the second mouth, "move over, it's my turn to eat!", and then the second mouth say, "you know you can't eat. I'm the one connected to the throat!" __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-25-2008, 02:31 PM	#6210
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground. An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face. Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-25-2008, 09:53 AM	#6203
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	I call this one...Lost Manhood.

11-25-2008, 10:02 AM	#6204
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	This is hilarious. Man, I am such a geek.

11-25-2008, 10:04 AM	#6205
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	As in Creature Feature? lol

11-25-2008, 10:06 AM	#6206
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	No, it's a software thing: "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

11-25-2008, 10:07 AM	#6207
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Ahhhhhhhh.....you can tell Im no techie.

11-25-2008, 01:49 PM	#6209
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I seem to remember there being a rule about feet leaving the ground during a throw in, so I doubt it's a valid play anyway.

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