Dweller NSFW 2011 - Page 41

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:34 PM

No wax.

not a friction burn.

you're both on the right track, it is a burn.

no sexin involved. this is definitely not a sexy fun time injury.

HungLikeJesus · 05-10-2011, 09:41 PM

You were sitting on the ground cradling a hot muffler in your lap?

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:49 PM

nope.

I injured myself just... walking around. Sitting also made it worse.

classicman · 05-10-2011, 09:52 PM

WTH was in your pocket that did that? A flesh flashlight?

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:54 PM

warmer and warmer.

not a flesh flashlight, whatever the fuck that is.

zippyt · 05-10-2011, 10:04 PM

Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out

Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections ,
and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well

classicman · 05-10-2011, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

whatever the fuck that is.

I c wut u did thar ^^^

BigV · 05-10-2011, 10:15 PM

No more callers, please. We have a winner.

zippyt, are you just a super detective, or have you .. ahem.. learned this some other way? Your description was AWFULLY precise.

Fucking lighter. I love this lighter, don't get me wrong. Just a regular brass Zippo. But I must have OVERfilled it, as you say. And over the course of the morning... man.. my leg itches. No, it doesn't itch. It hurts. I don't remember getting stabbed there this morning.. fuck.. FUCK.

Well, it turns out that the stuff is sooo volatile, my pocket wasn't even wet. I guess there wasn't any liquid fluid around anymore. But the pocket was definitely contaminated and my goddamn leg was definitely injured. It took a couple days to lose its tenderness. dumbass.

zippyt · 05-10-2011, 10:24 PM

Been there done that dude !!!
you have a chem burn , Alovera ( sunburn stuff ) will help

Big Sarge · 05-10-2011, 10:27 PM

Oxycontin works well too

BigV · 05-10-2011, 10:30 PM

yeah.. been there done that too.

won't clog up the dwellar nsfw thread further with this dumb ol' text.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 10:41 PM

So it wasn't a fleshlight injury?

BigV · 05-10-2011, 10:48 PM

fleshlight injury risks:

constrictive cyanosis
cramps
rug burn
being late for work

If you're using naptha to clean it after and you get hurt, that's not an injury, that's God, guiding the hand of Darwin.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 10:50 PM

Don't forget the likelihood of getting punched when you ask the neighbor to hold it for you.

plthijinx · 05-11-2011, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

friction burn from a blow up doll?

Nah, he burned himself with his morning coffee whilst reading the let's go karting thread when he saw the tutu pic! J/k!
Actually i guessed right too but was late on the draw. I too have a solid brass zippo. Used to collect them myself til i lost my collection due to you know what...

05-10-2011, 09:34 PM	#601
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	No wax. not a friction burn. you're both on the right track, it is a burn. no sexin involved. this is definitely not a sexy fun time injury. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 09:41 PM	#602
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You were sitting on the ground cradling a hot muffler in your lap? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-10-2011, 09:49 PM	#603
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	nope. I injured myself just... walking around. Sitting also made it worse. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 09:52 PM	#604
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	WTH was in your pocket that did that? A flesh flashlight? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-10-2011, 09:54 PM	#605
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	warmer and warmer. not a flesh flashlight, whatever the fuck that is. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:04 PM	#606
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections , and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-10-2011, 10:15 PM	#608
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	No more callers, please. We have a winner. zippyt, are you just a super detective, or have you .. ahem.. learned this some other way? Your description was AWFULLY precise. Fucking lighter. I love this lighter, don't get me wrong. Just a regular brass Zippo. But I must have OVERfilled it, as you say. And over the course of the morning... man.. my leg itches. No, it doesn't itch. It hurts. I don't remember getting stabbed there this morning.. fuck.. FUCK. Well, it turns out that the stuff is sooo volatile, my pocket wasn't even wet. I guess there wasn't any liquid fluid around anymore. But the pocket was definitely contaminated and my goddamn leg was definitely injured. It took a couple days to lose its tenderness. dumbass. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:24 PM	#609
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Been there done that dude !!! you have a chem burn , Alovera ( sunburn stuff ) will help __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-10-2011, 10:27 PM	#610
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Oxycontin works well too __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-10-2011, 10:30 PM	#611
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yeah.. been there done that too. won't clog up the dwellar nsfw thread further with this dumb ol' text. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:41 PM	#612
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	So it wasn't a fleshlight injury? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 10:48 PM	#613
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	fleshlight injury risks: constrictive cyanosis cramps rug burn being late for work If you're using naptha to clean it after and you get hurt, that's not an injury, that's God, guiding the hand of Darwin. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 10:50 PM	#614
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Don't forget the likelihood of getting punched when you ask the neighbor to hold it for you. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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