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The Un-Tuckian
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Would women be less sexy, as sexy, or sexier, if, instead of two boobs, they had just one big boob? Like a camel hump poking outta their chest.
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Bartenders are...(sigh)...they're just great.
God bless them, everyone.
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I hear them call the tide
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I'm still sad about the death of Robin Williams.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The annual Perseid meteor shower peaks during the daytime today. If a really big one was visible streaking through the sky during daylight, I wonder how many people would think we were under North Korean attack.
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I hear them call the tide
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looking for trouble...
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I hear them call the tide
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An asshole is just someone with a completely unique sense of humor
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Finally, somebody gets me.
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Consider this: when you drive a car, you're putting your life in your feet's hands.
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Only if ya steer with ya feets.
I kinda miss feet. No. Footfootfoot, remember him?
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I pray for him every night.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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I hear them call the tide
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depends if you like to put your dick between them or not?
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Good point.
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Human beings are just rotten as shit.
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