Dweller NSFW 2011 - Page 40

BigV · 05-10-2011, 02:12 PM

You're welcome, that was the "nsfw" part of the mashup.

I'm not asking to be diagnosed, I know perfectly well the source of the irritation. I was just wondering if anyone else here recognized it. I'll give a clue, it is a risk reserved almost exclusively for men. Also, it's temporary, though some scarring can occur.

footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 02:34 PM

masturbating with a belt sander?

I'm way past TMI, here V

BigV · 05-10-2011, 08:18 PM

no....

a further clue: xoB and Gravdigr are possible candidates for this problem, though their superior intelligence would likely save them the pain. And it is painful. Tulip is less at risk. I don't know about the rest of youse.

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 08:32 PM

xoB loves him some beautiful naked girl next door types, gravdigr likes him some naked, and tulip has a flashlight fetish. I think I see where you're going but I'll need a little more help.

BigV · 05-10-2011, 08:40 PM

I may be relying on information about xoB that he expressed to me directly, though I thought it was in a public forum. Gravdigr and Tulip have both shown their risk factors plainly here. (though not in this thread)

lookout123 · 05-10-2011, 08:46 PM

They all collect stuff, I know of a flashlight fetish with Grav and Tulip, I'm not sure of xoB. You like to be paddled, but a flashlight seems harsh. Fleshlight, maybe, but flashlight no.

BigV · 05-10-2011, 08:54 PM

not a flashlight injury.

nor a fleshlight injury.

you're getting warmer though.

Nirvana · 05-10-2011, 09:15 PM

Candle wax burn

Big Sarge · 05-10-2011, 09:19 PM

friction burn from a blow up doll?

plthijinx · 05-11-2011, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

friction burn from a blow up doll?

Nah, he burned himself with his morning coffee whilst reading the let's go karting thread when he saw the tutu pic! J/k!
Actually i guessed right too but was late on the draw. I too have a solid brass zippo. Used to collect them myself til i lost my collection due to you know what...

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:34 PM

No wax.

not a friction burn.

you're both on the right track, it is a burn.

no sexin involved. this is definitely not a sexy fun time injury.

HungLikeJesus · 05-10-2011, 09:41 PM

You were sitting on the ground cradling a hot muffler in your lap?

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:49 PM

nope.

I injured myself just... walking around. Sitting also made it worse.

classicman · 05-10-2011, 09:52 PM

WTH was in your pocket that did that? A flesh flashlight?

BigV · 05-10-2011, 09:54 PM

warmer and warmer.

not a flesh flashlight, whatever the fuck that is.

05-10-2011, 02:12 PM	#1
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You're welcome, that was the "nsfw" part of the mashup. I'm not asking to be diagnosed, I know perfectly well the source of the irritation. I was just wondering if anyone else here recognized it. I'll give a clue, it is a risk reserved almost exclusively for men. Also, it's temporary, though some scarring can occur. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 02:34 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	masturbating with a belt sander? I'm way past TMI, here V __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-10-2011, 08:18 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	no.... a further clue: xoB and Gravdigr are possible candidates for this problem, though their superior intelligence would likely save them the pain. And it is painful. Tulip is less at risk. I don't know about the rest of youse. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 08:32 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	xoB loves him some beautiful naked girl next door types, gravdigr likes him some naked, and tulip has a flashlight fetish. I think I see where you're going but I'll need a little more help. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 08:40 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I may be relying on information about xoB that he expressed to me directly, though I thought it was in a public forum. Gravdigr and Tulip have both shown their risk factors plainly here. (though not in this thread) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 08:46 PM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	They all collect stuff, I know of a flashlight fetish with Grav and Tulip, I'm not sure of xoB. You like to be paddled, but a flashlight seems harsh. Fleshlight, maybe, but flashlight no. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-10-2011, 08:54 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	not a flashlight injury. nor a fleshlight injury. you're getting warmer though. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 09:15 PM	#8
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Candle wax burn __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

05-10-2011, 09:19 PM	#9
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	friction burn from a blow up doll? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-10-2011, 09:34 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	No wax. not a friction burn. you're both on the right track, it is a burn. no sexin involved. this is definitely not a sexy fun time injury. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 09:41 PM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You were sitting on the ground cradling a hot muffler in your lap? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-10-2011, 09:49 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	nope. I injured myself just... walking around. Sitting also made it worse. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-10-2011, 09:52 PM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	WTH was in your pocket that did that? A flesh flashlight? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-10-2011, 09:54 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	warmer and warmer. not a flesh flashlight, whatever the fuck that is. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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