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07-07-2006, 11:58 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Cellar: A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants
The Cellar: I Couldn't Help but Notice That You Have a Little Dog-a Poopie on Your Shoes The Cellar: Not Subject to the Third Law of Thermodynamics The Cellar: Our Foam Does Not Peel Off During Launch The Cellar: If This is My Thermometer, Then Where is My Pen?! The Cellar: Wobbles But Does Not Fall Down The Cellar: Comfortably Numb The Cellar: But Wait...That's Not All! Order Now, and Receive *Double* Your Order of Insight!
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07-07-2006, 02:59 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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The Cellar : A very cool smorgasbord.
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07-08-2006, 09:09 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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The Cellar: Gyring and Gimbling in the Wabe
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07-08-2006, 01:21 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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And keeping in the theme, a take on one I saw on Richlevy's button site:
The Cellar: The Mome Rath Hasn't Lived That Could Outgrabe Us
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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07-09-2006, 03:08 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: We'd let Andrea Yates babysit our kids.
The Cellar: If you think we stink, you should get a whiff of Jim McGreavey's cock.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-10-2006, 10:03 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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07-10-2006, 12:01 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The Cellar: The Other Musical Fruit
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07-10-2006, 09:54 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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The Cellar: You gotta love it. Otherwise, fuck off.
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07-10-2006, 09:58 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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07-11-2006, 12:29 PM
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erika
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The Cellar: Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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07-11-2006, 02:19 PM
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still says videotape
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The Cellar is to Nick Nolte as _______ is to Gary Busey.
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07-11-2006, 03:48 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: We made Steve Guttenberg a star.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-11-2006, 06:46 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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A sudden and dramatic increase in gravity couldn't make Steve Guttenberg a star...
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07-27-2006, 07:56 PM
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professional bowler
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The Cellar: You still don't see it? Tilt your head and squint.
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07-28-2006, 10:48 AM
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"Ha ha ha ha, You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner - it's a sailboat!" "A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head."
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