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Old 08-02-2005, 04:44 PM   #46
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You're not gonna get laid this way, Syc, she's too far away.
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:45 PM   #47
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It's no worse than growing up in Northern Illinois, lookout.
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:46 PM   #48
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You're not gonna get laid this way, Syc, she's too far away.
I love Mari to death, but she's not my type. Besides, I have a gf, and she lives 5 minutes from me.
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:48 PM   #49
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yep. i grew up in illinois. i've got some serious rednecks and hillbillies as cousins and they all love country music. nothing good like Johnny Cash or old Willie Nelson, just the trite shite put out by Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny CHesney, and every other effing musical halfwit. so yep, i know what i'm talking about. country music goes hand in hand with pigf*cking inbreeders.

and they usually like NASCAR too.
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:50 PM   #50
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it still causes brain damage and inspires inbreeding, right? i'll continue to pass.
Hey! Don't talk that way about my Daddy - I mean the father of my child - no, wait! My third cousin twice removed! We do have our standards both in Goldbug, Kentucky and in Colorado unlike you punk/rap devients in Phoenix!

Oooh, I love NASCAR! And 4wd! Jumps like a Willy's in 4wd!

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Old 08-02-2005, 04:50 PM   #51
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As a NASCAR vehicle runs over you at 200 mph...
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:55 PM   #52
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i would rather be run over by a NASCAR car than watch NASCAR or listen to country music. it would be less painful.
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Old 08-02-2005, 04:55 PM   #53
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yep. i grew up in illinois. i've got some serious rednecks and hillbillies as cousins and they all love country music. nothing good like Johnny Cash or old Willie Nelson, just the trite shite put out by Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny CHesney, and every other effing musical halfwit. so yep, i know what i'm talking about. country music goes hand in hand with pigf*cking inbreeders.

and they usually like NASCAR too.
Smile when you say that, partner! :p
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:35 PM   #54
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i'd smile if i was kidding.
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Old 08-02-2005, 06:11 PM   #55
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i'd smile if i was kidding.
eh, Lookout, I can't be mad at you - Libertarian Fascist that you are. You are someone I call a "worthy opponent." You can hate country-western if you like, but I STILL should OF been a cowgirl!
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:23 AM   #56
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That Toby Keith song gets stuck in my head every time I see your title.

Speaking of, how does a godless heathen lesbian hippy communist um... socialist.... um...

Anyway, how can you like country music and be a pinko lefty? Are you a Dixie Chick?
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:02 PM   #57
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That Toby Keith song gets stuck in my head every time I see your title.

Speaking of, how does a godless heathen lesbian hippy communist um... socialist.... um...

Anyway, how can you like country music and be a pinko lefty? Are you a Dixie Chick?
Yeah, its rough. All the other communist lesbians I run around with are horrified. I AM a Dixie Chick - born in the proud commonwealth of Kentucky!
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:52 PM   #58
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Where 'bouts in KY? Some of Kentucky is all fancy-fied, ya know. Mebbe yur one a them thar fancy-fied Kentuckan's? Mmmmmmmmmmm? One a them all citi-fied, college-ederkated gals?
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Old 08-03-2005, 04:47 PM   #59
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I wuz born in Goldbug, Kentucky. Ma grandpappy and grandmammy bougt theyselves a farm down in the bluegrass country. Hit wuz a tabaccy farm and they done real good for theyselves. Put everyone of their 6 chillen of which my daddy wuz one thru the universitee of Kentucky up thar in Lexington. Got me a scholarship to the place ma'self.
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Old 08-03-2005, 05:31 PM   #60
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yep. i grew up in illinois. i've got some serious rednecks and hillbillies as cousins and they all love country music. nothing good like Johnny Cash or old Willie Nelson, just the trite shite put out by Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, Kenny CHesney, and every other effing musical halfwit. so yep, i know what i'm talking about. country music goes hand in hand with pigf*cking inbreeders.

and they usually like NASCAR too.
See I always thought those awful singers were for folks pretending to be rural while living in suburbia. Frightening note, my 7 y.o. niece went to a Toby Keith concert this summer. Seriously, he is the all-time absolute worst. Get yourself a couple nice Earl Monroe or Hank senior discs if you must listen to country music, otherwise, move on.
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