1/10/2005: Whale penis - Page 4

SPUCK · 07-29-2011, 06:28 AM

Heavy bummer.. Or er.. Light bummer?

Pete Zicato · 07-29-2011, 09:02 AM

Well, at least you're helping keep us the whale penis capitol of the world.

Happy Monkey · 08-06-2011, 01:34 PM

SPERM whale, get it?

ZenGum · 08-06-2011, 06:26 PM

"Inside" nature's giants... hehehe

Sundae · 08-07-2011, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SPUCK

Heavy bummer.. Or er.. Light bummer?

Is that like being a recreational bummer?

CaliforniaMama · 08-07-2011, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

SPERM whale, get it?

I don't see how that long wobbly thing can possibly find, and penetrate, the proper orifice. What, does it have an internal GPS or something? Or, like a little brain at the end that leads the way?

BigV · 08-07-2011, 08:12 PM

Likely it's getting enthusiastic help to scratch a complimentary itch by the female. Not to mention the prehensile superpowers of the penis itself.

ZenGum · 08-08-2011, 07:25 AM

I saw a whale doco a few weeks ago which showed humpback (hehe) whales at their breeding area. Umm, there wouldn't be a problem. Things open up.

Google image let me down, though. I'm thinking I'll have to found a temple of the whale vagina or something.

Undertoad · 09-08-2014, 07:21 AM

xoxoxoBruce · 09-08-2014, 03:52 PM

Oh man, that's funny.

fargon · 09-10-2014, 10:33 AM

Haggis

BigV · 08-29-2015, 01:45 PM

http://www.iflscience.com/junkoff-0

Quote:

Scientists Are Tweeting Photos Of Animal Genitals In A #JunkOff

Who said scientists don’t have a sense of humor? A playful Twitter war, named #JunkOff, is raging between biologists and biology enthusiasts as they try to one-up each others' images of… animal genitalia, of course.

Not reposting the science-y pictures. Click the I fucking love science link yourself, ya pervert.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-29-2015, 02:15 PM

Sense of humor? I thought in order to get a scientist license, and official credentials, they had to prove, swear, and affirm, they're a genuine deviate.

07-29-2011, 09:02 AM	#47
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Well, at least you're helping keep us the whale penis capitol of the world. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

08-06-2011, 01:34 PM	#48
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	SPERM whale, get it? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-06-2011, 06:26 PM	#49
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"Inside" nature's giants... hehehe __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-07-2011, 08:12 PM	#52
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Likely it's getting enthusiastic help to scratch a complimentary itch by the female. Not to mention the prehensile superpowers of the penis itself. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-08-2011, 07:25 AM	#53
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I saw a whale doco a few weeks ago which showed humpback (hehe) whales at their breeding area. Umm, there wouldn't be a problem. Things open up. Google image let me down, though. I'm thinking I'll have to found a temple of the whale vagina or something. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-29-2011, 06:28 AM	#46
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Heavy bummer.. Or er.. Light bummer?

09-08-2014, 07:21 AM	#54
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

09-08-2014, 03:52 PM	#55
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh man, that's funny. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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08-29-2015, 02:15 PM	#58
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sense of humor? I thought in order to get a scientist license, and official credentials, they had to prove, swear, and affirm, they're a genuine deviate. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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