Dove hunt - Page 4

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2011, 11:57 AM

Can't go wrong with bacon or breasts.

TheMercenary · 01-02-2011, 06:35 PM

We just bought 16 hogs and let them loose on one of our leases, it is about 400ac. It is going to be a good year for hog hunting.

HungLikeJesus · 01-02-2011, 06:48 PM

Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Gravdigr · 01-02-2011, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves die

FIFY.

plthijinx · 01-03-2011, 01:24 AM

i blew up a mouse tonight at work with an M-1000. but i don't want to eat it.

nah doves are wonderful under the hands of a good cook. properly prepared and cooked they are a delicacy!

TheMercenary · 01-03-2011, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

i blew up a mouse tonight at work with an M-1000. but i don't want to eat it.

nah doves are wonderful under the hands of a good cook. properly prepared and cooked they are a delicacy!

I agree. We had some very well prepared doves at a whole hog roast where we did the hog Hawaiian style in the ground. It was all very good.

skysidhe · 01-03-2011, 11:11 AM

Whole hog roast Hawaiian style is the best pork I ever ate. EVER!

zippyt · 01-03-2011, 01:57 PM

cyber wolf
The spread of the shot ( shot gun , thus LOTS Of little Pellets ) is generly so wide you only get 2-3 pieces of shot Per Bird , If that

Lamplighter · 01-03-2011, 02:36 PM

So you break only one or two teeth when you chew down

zippyt · 01-03-2011, 02:44 PM

No you eat slow and careful

plthijinx · 01-03-2011, 08:48 PM

so this guy goes dove hunting and gets the bag limit. he takes them home to his wife to cook for supper. while eating their scrumptious meal 1 of the 3 kids excused herself to go to the restroom. she came back and was as pale as a ghost. mom says "what's wrong honey?" she answers "i was peeing and BB's came out in my pee!" mom said "oh honey i'm sorry i was in a hurry and missed some of the shot from the birds." well a little later the other daughter excused herself and came back to the table with the same look on her face. mom said "let me guess...shot in your pee?" to which the daughter nodded. "you'll be fine honey, again i'm sorry for not getting all the shot out of the doves." about this time junior gets up from the table and returns with the same ghost look. mom again says "shot in the pee son?" he said "no mom!! i was jerking off and shot the dog!!"

TheMercenary · 01-04-2011, 07:11 AM

Haaaaaa...

01-02-2011, 11:57 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Can't go wrong with bacon or breasts. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-02-2011, 06:35 PM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	We just bought 16 hogs and let them loose on one of our leases, it is about 400ac. It is going to be a good year for hog hunting. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-02-2011, 06:48 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe you're just like my mother She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied) Why do we scream at each other This is what it sounds like When doves cry __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-03-2011, 01:24 AM	#5
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i blew up a mouse tonight at work with an M-1000. but i don't want to eat it. nah doves are wonderful under the hands of a good cook. properly prepared and cooked they are a delicacy! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-03-2011, 01:57 PM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	cyber wolf The spread of the shot ( shot gun , thus LOTS Of little Pellets ) is generly so wide you only get 2-3 pieces of shot Per Bird , If that __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-03-2011, 11:11 AM	#7
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Whole hog roast Hawaiian style is the best pork I ever ate. EVER!

01-03-2011, 02:36 PM	#9
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	So you break only one or two teeth when you chew down

01-03-2011, 02:44 PM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	No you eat slow and careful __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-03-2011, 08:48 PM	#11
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	so this guy goes dove hunting and gets the bag limit. he takes them home to his wife to cook for supper. while eating their scrumptious meal 1 of the 3 kids excused herself to go to the restroom. she came back and was as pale as a ghost. mom says "what's wrong honey?" she answers "i was peeing and BB's came out in my pee!" mom said "oh honey i'm sorry i was in a hurry and missed some of the shot from the birds." well a little later the other daughter excused herself and came back to the table with the same look on her face. mom said "let me guess...shot in your pee?" to which the daughter nodded. "you'll be fine honey, again i'm sorry for not getting all the shot out of the doves." about this time junior gets up from the table and returns with the same ghost look. mom again says "shot in the pee son?" he said "no mom!! i was jerking off and shot the dog!!" __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-04-2011, 07:11 AM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Haaaaaa... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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