Whale Penis - Page 4

99 44/100% pure · 02-13-2004, 07:22 AM

You mean like this?

A low rumbling sound was heard; a subterraneous hum; and then all held their breaths; as bedraggled with trailing ropes, and harpoons, and lances, a vast form shot lengthwise, but obliquely from the sea. Shrouded in a thin drooping veil of mist, it hovered for a moment in the rainbowed air, its mighty member menacing against the blackening sky, as only a whale penis can be; and then fell swamping back into the deep. . .

Griff · 02-13-2004, 11:48 AM

Whale Penis Cellar
Bringing It to the Table
We Are Number One

Griff · 02-13-2004, 11:55 AM

Cam Wandered the Web
A Modern Day Ishmael
Seeking Whale Penis

edit- welcome back

Cam · 02-13-2004, 12:42 PM

It was threads like this that I was missing, only in the cellar could you find 3 pages on a thread entitled "Whale Penis".

blue · 02-13-2004, 01:01 PM

And here comes this whale, nekkid as a jaybird, I yelled out "Undertoad, look away from the penis!"...but it was too late.

ladysycamore · 02-13-2004, 01:14 PM

Lord ha'mercy....

And I thought a dolphin penis was big.

Keep whale penis number 1!!!!!!!!

Elspode · 02-13-2004, 03:08 PM

"Consider the plight of the whale, mighty leviathan of the briny deep...

For all his magnificence, for all his sheer brute strength, despite unequalled aquatic grace and endurance, the Lord of the Seas is a besorrowed beastie.

'Tis not the booming of the harpoon cannon as it fires its deadly prongs, bound to lodge in his stippled and scarred flesh.

'Tis not the grief of at the sight of his mate and offspring as they are pulled away to be carved up to fuel the engines of industry and the lamps of the hearth and home.

'Tis not the prospect of a cold, dark grave at the bottom of vast and heartless sea.

Nay, all these woes do pale before the whale's realization that his fins are so short, and his whale penis so far away from them, and the knowledge that his need to self-pleasure can never be satisfied."

99 44/100% pure · 02-13-2004, 03:24 PM

Els, you have entirely too much free time.

Elspode · 02-13-2004, 03:34 PM

So, what...? You didn't find that to be sort of turn of the 20th Century poetic? Damn.

Call me Ishmael no more...

99 44/100% pure · 02-13-2004, 03:47 PM

Hell with whale penises, I want to see some of those "Big, Huge Penis pictures" on the sponsored link!

SteveDallas · 02-13-2004, 04:39 PM

You might be disappointed.... I understand it's the pictures that are huge, not.... welll.....

elSicomoro · 02-13-2004, 10:27 PM

We're back down to #4, so I think it's important to mention whale penis at this time.

wolf · 02-13-2004, 10:49 PM

As tired as I am after a long day slaving over hot lunatics, that whale penis sure perks me up!

wolf · 02-13-2004, 11:02 PM

Perhaps we should be focusing here on the length and breadth of the whale penis, and it's overall effect on this great nation's history?

Why would men have ventured forth onto the storm tossed Atlantic Seas unless they knew that the whale penis beckoned from the horizon?

elSicomoro · 02-13-2004, 11:43 PM

Imagine if you got pissed on by a whale penis...I imagine that that would be like a tidal wave...

02-13-2004, 07:22 AM	#46
99 44/100% pure Infrequently Astonished Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Baltimore metro area Posts: 324	You mean like this? A low rumbling sound was heard; a subterraneous hum; and then all held their breaths; as bedraggled with trailing ropes, and harpoons, and lances, a vast form shot lengthwise, but obliquely from the sea. Shrouded in a thin drooping veil of mist, it hovered for a moment in the rainbowed air, its mighty member menacing against the blackening sky, as only a whale penis can be; and then fell swamping back into the deep. . . __________________ Overcompensating for the 0.56% that is irredeemably corrupted.

02-13-2004, 11:48 AM	#47
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Whale Penis Cellar Bringing It to the Table We Are Number One __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-13-2004, 11:55 AM	#48
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Cam Wandered the Web A Modern Day Ishmael Seeking Whale Penis edit- welcome back __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-13-2004, 12:42 PM	#49
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	It was threads like this that I was missing, only in the cellar could you find 3 pages on a thread entitled "Whale Penis". __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

02-13-2004, 01:01 PM	#50
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	And here comes this whale, nekkid as a jaybird, I yelled out "Undertoad, look away from the penis!"...but it was too late. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

02-13-2004, 01:14 PM	#51
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord ha'mercy.... And I thought a dolphin penis was big. Keep whale penis number 1!!!!!!!! __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

02-13-2004, 03:08 PM	#52
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"Consider the plight of the whale, mighty leviathan of the briny deep... For all his magnificence, for all his sheer brute strength, despite unequalled aquatic grace and endurance, the Lord of the Seas is a besorrowed beastie. 'Tis not the booming of the harpoon cannon as it fires its deadly prongs, bound to lodge in his stippled and scarred flesh. 'Tis not the grief of at the sight of his mate and offspring as they are pulled away to be carved up to fuel the engines of industry and the lamps of the hearth and home. 'Tis not the prospect of a cold, dark grave at the bottom of vast and heartless sea. Nay, all these woes do pale before the whale's realization that his fins are so short, and his whale penis so far away from them, and the knowledge that his need to self-pleasure can never be satisfied." __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-13-2004, 03:24 PM	#53
99 44/100% pure Infrequently Astonished Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Baltimore metro area Posts: 324	Els, you have entirely too much free time. __________________ Overcompensating for the 0.56% that is irredeemably corrupted.

02-13-2004, 03:34 PM	#54
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So, what...? You didn't find that to be sort of turn of the 20th Century poetic? Damn. Call me Ishmael no more... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-13-2004, 03:47 PM	#55
99 44/100% pure Infrequently Astonished Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Baltimore metro area Posts: 324	Hell with whale penises, I want to see some of those "Big, Huge Penis pictures" on the sponsored link! __________________ Overcompensating for the 0.56% that is irredeemably corrupted.

02-13-2004, 04:39 PM	#56
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You might be disappointed.... I understand it's the pictures that are huge, not.... welll.....

02-13-2004, 10:27 PM	#57
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	We're back down to #4, so I think it's important to mention whale penis at this time.

02-13-2004, 10:49 PM	#58
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	As tired as I am after a long day slaving over hot lunatics, that whale penis sure perks me up! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-13-2004, 11:02 PM	#59
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Perhaps we should be focusing here on the length and breadth of the whale penis, and it's overall effect on this great nation's history? Why would men have ventured forth onto the storm tossed Atlantic Seas unless they knew that the whale penis beckoned from the horizon? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-13-2004, 11:43 PM	#60
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Imagine if you got pissed on by a whale penis...I imagine that that would be like a tidal wave...

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