Sexual assault - Page 4

Whit · 09-28-2003, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Geez Whit, I've already got 'em. Don't you?

      Not of the sort I'm talking about... I could use some though, know anybody in this area I could call that could supply a pair?

juju · 09-28-2003, 08:36 AM

Well, we found out last night that it's a girl. This was achieved through a late-night hospital visit in Fort Smith with one of my mom's doctor friends. Believe it or not, we've got a great picture of this kid's crotch, wherein you can actually see the labia. I've decided not to post it, 'cause that'd probably just piss the kid off later on.

Anyway, it's a girl, and the name will be Sarah Alexandra Morton.

Maybe she will grow up and wear Abercrombie and Fitch?

Whit · 09-28-2003, 08:57 AM

      A girl, eh? Well, in that case I'm sure it's only a matter of time before you buy a gun...
      Congrats man, girl-children are great. Though be prepared for a little person that has strange power over your moods.

Undertoad · 09-28-2003, 09:02 AM

<i> Believe it or not, we've got a great picture of this kid's crotch, wherein you can actually see the labia. I've decided not to post it, 'cause that'd probably just piss the kid off later on. </i>

Hot Foetal Action!

Whit · 09-28-2003, 09:09 AM

      Wow, UT. You've set a new standard for Cellar wrongness. And that's really saying something. I'm not saying that kind of comment didn't pass through my mind. Just saying it's wrong.
      In summation, bad UT!

Undertoad · 09-28-2003, 09:23 AM

Yeah, well I'm betting you good money that you receive at least one spam with that subject line in 2004!

The bottom of the barrel is in sight.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2003, 09:40 AM

These last few posts won't be important in the over all scheme of things. A girl named SAM will have other issues to address like a father named Juju.

juju · 09-28-2003, 09:41 AM

This Abercrombie and Fitch catalog is an outrage. It's nothing but pure filth! I mean, when is someone going to stop and think of the children?? The poor, defenseless children... they don't know of the harsh reality of our filthy, corruptible world. Those damned A&F scoundrels. I'm sending a letter to my congressman, right after I get my nails done and my SUV gassed up.

What will I tell my child about the president's penis?? Impeach!! That dirty scoundrel!

What the... erhm.. I... I don't know what came over me. Is it a full moon? What's happening to meee??

Whit · 09-28-2003, 09:42 AM

      Saddly, I don't doubt the that I'll get that spam...
      As far as the bottom of the barrel goes, call me a pessimist if you must, but I think it's still a ways down there. I've said before that I don't have faith, that may be incorrect. I have faith that no matter how low people sink they'll always be able to find a new, lower level.

Undertoad · 09-28-2003, 09:59 AM

Actually if the truth be told, I had a line on the Cellar that was worse than that one. 1995 or so.

It concluded with the phrase "delicate snipping of the vas deferens with the teeth."

I will not be out-alt.tasteless'd on the Cellar.

Elspode · 09-28-2003, 10:02 AM

I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find that Juju had, by now, his door kicked in, his computer equipment seized, and that he was in the process of being prosecuted for being a purveyor of kiddie porn, had he posted the ultrasound image he described.

Ashcroft and the Patriot Act...it is like Wile E. Coyote lighting a match in a darkened room, only to discover it is a dynamite storage shack.

Whit · 09-28-2003, 10:12 AM

      Hey Ep, here ya go. http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4034 Have fun. I'll cheer for ya.

      UT, I won't even think of challenging your ability to be tasteless. You win.

SteveDallas · 09-28-2003, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juju

What the... erhm.. I... I don't know what came over me. Is it a full moon? What's happening to meee??

Heh... poor juju... well you'll be much calmer after you've gone down to the local board of elections and registered as a Republican

Whit · 09-28-2003, 10:22 PM

      I doubt they'll let him in untill he cuts his hair.

slang · 09-28-2003, 11:38 PM

Hey!! Jesus had long hair! And....he voted Republican. What do you say to that Mr smarty pants?

09-28-2003, 08:57 AM	#48
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	A girl, eh? Well, in that case I'm sure it's only a matter of time before you buy a gun...       Congrats man, girl-children are great. Though be prepared for a little person that has strange power over your moods. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-28-2003, 09:09 AM	#50
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Wow, UT. You've set a new standard for Cellar wrongness. And that's really saying something. I'm not saying that kind of comment didn't pass through my mind. Just saying it's wrong.       In summation, bad UT! __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-28-2003, 09:40 AM	#52
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	These last few posts won't be important in the over all scheme of things. A girl named SAM will have other issues to address like a father named Juju. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-28-2003, 09:42 AM	#54
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Saddly, I don't doubt the that I'll get that spam...       As far as the bottom of the barrel goes, call me a pessimist if you must, but I think it's still a ways down there. I've said before that I don't have faith, that may be incorrect. I have faith that no matter how low people sink they'll always be able to find a new, lower level. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-28-2003, 10:02 AM	#56
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find that Juju had, by now, his door kicked in, his computer equipment seized, and that he was in the process of being prosecuted for being a purveyor of kiddie porn, had he posted the ultrasound image he described. Ashcroft and the Patriot Act...it is like Wile E. Coyote lighting a match in a darkened room, only to discover it is a dynamite storage shack. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-28-2003, 08:36 AM	#47
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Well, we found out last night that it's a girl. This was achieved through a late-night hospital visit in Fort Smith with one of my mom's doctor friends. Believe it or not, we've got a great picture of this kid's crotch, wherein you can actually see the labia. I've decided not to post it, 'cause that'd probably just piss the kid off later on. Anyway, it's a girl, and the name will be Sarah Alexandra Morton. Maybe she will grow up and wear Abercrombie and Fitch?

09-28-2003, 09:02 AM	#49
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	<i> Believe it or not, we've got a great picture of this kid's crotch, wherein you can actually see the labia. I've decided not to post it, 'cause that'd probably just piss the kid off later on. </i> Hot Foetal Action!

09-28-2003, 09:23 AM	#51
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yeah, well I'm betting you good money that you receive at least one spam with that subject line in 2004! The bottom of the barrel is in sight.

09-28-2003, 09:41 AM	#53
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	This Abercrombie and Fitch catalog is an outrage. It's nothing but pure filth! I mean, when is someone going to stop and think of the children?? The poor, defenseless children... they don't know of the harsh reality of our filthy, corruptible world. Those damned A&F scoundrels. I'm sending a letter to my congressman, right after I get my nails done and my SUV gassed up. What will I tell my child about the president's penis?? Impeach!! That dirty scoundrel! What the... erhm.. I... I don't know what came over me. Is it a full moon? What's happening to meee??

09-28-2003, 09:59 AM	#55
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Actually if the truth be told, I had a line on the Cellar that was worse than that one. 1995 or so. It concluded with the phrase "delicate snipping of the vas deferens with the teeth." I will not be out-alt.tasteless'd on the Cellar.

09-28-2003, 10:12 AM	#57
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Hey Ep, here ya go. http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4034 Have fun. I'll cheer for ya.       UT, I won't even think of challenging your ability to be tasteless. You win. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-28-2003, 10:22 PM	#59
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	I doubt they'll let him in untill he cuts his hair. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

09-28-2003, 11:38 PM	#60
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Hey!! Jesus had long hair! And....he voted Republican. What do you say to that Mr smarty pants?

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