I'm sorry but we need to talk about Joe Biden

[sexobon]

Well there it is… it's all over. Why buy the cow if you're getting the milk for free (especially if you suspect mad cow disease).

Biden says his campaign is setting up call with Trump

Former Vice President Joe Biden said Thursday that his aides are working to set up a call between him and President Trump to discuss the U.S. response to the coronavirus pandemic.

Biden offered earlier this week to speak with Trump about the government's strategy to combat the coronavirus outbreak. The president told reporters on Wednesday that he would "absolutely take his call."...

[sexobon]

He didn't get the wall built and he didn't procrastinate long enough on the pandemic response to take out Hillary. One more strike and he's out.

[Griff]

My 401K

[sexobon]

Unless you're invested in Trump's holdings, he accepts no responsibility for that whatsoever. Try suing the Chinese for any losses.

[Undertoad]

Babylon Bee: Search For The Two Best Possible Candidates For President Concludes

“This is proof democracy doesn’t work,” said political analyst, Willard Bradley. “People are given this absolutely impossible choice and told they have to pick. I mean everyone loves Donald Trump, but we’re also in complete awe of Joe Biden. Yet we have to pick one. It’s like being asked to pick between sunshine and the laughter of babies.”