Reasons to Come to America

[Sundae]

This is a current precis.
There may be more.

Oh - and I've been to the US twice already. But that was BC, if you get what I mean.

Dwellars of course, above and beyond anything else
(this list is mostly superficial)
Theme Parks
Real BBQ
Taco Bell (what?! we don't have that here)
Larger clothing sizes
The spread of opinions I get on the Cellar
Great service
Local food I've never heard of
Extraordinary scenery
Being foreign (don't knock it - you'd get it over here too!)
Tasting things I've only read about