I had sex with shawnee - Page 4

Trilby · 12-10-2009, 07:58 AM

I'm so late to this party.

:hugs: S123 and glad to see you here.

I hope LJ was polite about it and bought you dinner first...and not at that cheap place he tries to take his ladies to...you didn't fall for that, did you? The truck stop on I-95? I hope you got more than a short stack and bacon~!!

Shawnee123 · 12-10-2009, 08:13 AM

thanks Bri.

I made him take me to the Pine Club, then to Gillys for some smooth jazz and fruity drinks. He fell asleep before anything happened.

My plan. It works.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-10-2009, 08:37 AM

Whoa... how come it's always HE has to take SHE, to dinner/movie/club?
Doesn't that mean SHE, is trading sex for enrichment?

Shawnee123 · 12-10-2009, 08:39 AM

He wanted to have sex in the bad place? Seems more than a fair trade.

Actually, he fell asleep during dinner and I had to drag his ass around town and pay for everything.

Story of my life...

lumberjim · 12-10-2009, 08:43 AM

this thread has backfired quite nicely

Shawnee123 · 12-10-2009, 08:44 AM

Oh, I see...

Didn't get the original intent.

As you were.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-10-2009, 08:44 AM

Not really, the point was to lure her back... it did.

lumberjim · 12-10-2009, 09:11 AM

tell him what he's won, bob

monster · 12-10-2009, 09:17 AM

he's won a front row seat on the emma 'n' drax talk show

Spexxvet · 12-10-2009, 09:30 AM

I only dream of having sex with Shawnee. It's messy.

wolf · 12-10-2009, 10:43 AM

Sorry about your grandma, shaw.

Pico and ME · 12-10-2009, 12:59 PM

Me too Shawnee. Glad to see you back, though...

Pie · 12-10-2009, 08:38 PM

Shaw, glad you're back, and condolences on your grandmother's death.

Elspode · 12-10-2009, 09:27 PM

You know, Shaw, the whole point of giving the guy the date rape drug is so you can have your way with him after he falls asleep.

monster · 12-10-2009, 10:23 PM

That's what she told you, splode....

12-10-2009, 07:58 AM	#46
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm so late to this party. :hugs: S123 and glad to see you here. I hope LJ was polite about it and bought you dinner first...and not at that cheap place he tries to take his ladies to...you didn't fall for that, did you? The truck stop on I-95? I hope you got more than a short stack and bacon~!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-10-2009, 08:13 AM	#47
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	thanks Bri. I made him take me to the Pine Club, then to Gillys for some smooth jazz and fruity drinks. He fell asleep before anything happened. My plan. It works. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-10-2009, 08:37 AM	#48
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Whoa... how come it's always HE has to take SHE, to dinner/movie/club? Doesn't that mean SHE, is trading sex for enrichment? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-10-2009, 08:39 AM	#49
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	He wanted to have sex in the bad place? Seems more than a fair trade. Actually, he fell asleep during dinner and I had to drag his ass around town and pay for everything. Story of my life... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-10-2009, 08:43 AM	#50
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this thread has backfired quite nicely __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-10-2009, 08:44 AM	#51
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh, I see... Didn't get the original intent. As you were. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-10-2009, 09:11 AM	#53
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	tell him what he's won, bob __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-10-2009, 09:17 AM	#54
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	he's won a front row seat on the emma 'n' drax talk show __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-10-2009, 09:30 AM	#55
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I only dream of having sex with Shawnee. It's messy. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-10-2009, 10:43 AM	#56
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Sorry about your grandma, shaw. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-10-2009, 12:59 PM	#57
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Me too Shawnee. Glad to see you back, though...

12-10-2009, 08:38 PM	#58
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Shaw, glad you're back, and condolences on your grandmother's death. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-10-2009, 09:27 PM	#59
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You know, Shaw, the whole point of giving the guy the date rape drug is so you can have your way with him after he falls asleep. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-10-2009, 10:23 PM	#60
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That's what she told you, splode.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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