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Old 01-22-2009, 05:24 PM   #1
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Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

But for tax purposes, I claim that I work for the Make A Wish FOundation. :-)

What if a sick dying teenager's last wish is to do 2 girls at once? Do you guys hook him up?
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Old 01-22-2009, 07:25 PM   #2
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What if a sick dying teenager's last wish is to do 2 girls at once? Do you guys hook him up?
I usually just give them an extra dose of pain killers and then a hand job.
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:39 PM   #3
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Commercial real estate accountant - I handle the accounting for office buildings, shopping centers, industrial complexes, and the occasional marina or other commercial enterprise. I have a private client (very solid financially) and am also employed by a commercial management firm. We're doing ok, those office buildings and shopping centers are still there...and still need to be managed...even if it's just a court-ordered receivership.

In my spare time, I'm a mom, spouse, spell-casting elf, advocate for the abused, and hobbyist.
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:47 PM   #4
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Here if you contract as a project admin. You have to overcharge to earn a wage...

Contractors are heavily taxed.......
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Old 01-21-2009, 05:54 PM   #5
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM   #6
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Freelance sound designer and voiceactor, mostly narration for several e-learning companies. I record in the master bedroom closet after the kids go to bed. During waking hours I'm the one in charge of keeping them alive.

I'd like to hear a sample.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:19 PM   #7
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I'd like to hear a sample.
I did a while back. CF is very good at what she does.
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:12 PM   #8
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Phone tech support for a large retail company, part-time. Full-time I'm enrolled in the near-by county college.
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:19 PM   #9
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I am an office manager for a construction specialty company (don't laugh), an employee of a mega corporation to whom I am an entry on a balance sheet. I occasionally earn more money playing music than I spend buying stuff to play music with/through. In my spare time I work with a couple of alternative spirituality not for profits and have a coven out of my home.

Oh...and I'm a man whore.
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:19 PM   #10
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A retired faux artist. Now a "gentlemans gentleman" for a couple with five kids, who are both Doctors. One a surgeon, his wife an MD. I hang around their home all day and then in the evening I come back to poverty. Kinda like living a double life.
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:57 PM   #11
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A retired faux artist. Now a "gentlemans gentleman" for a couple with five kids, who are both Doctors. One a surgeon, his wife an MD. I hang around their home all day and then in the evening I come back to poverty. Kinda like living a double life.
what,...like a butler?

I'm a F&I manager at your friendly Nissan Giant.....but I think everyone knows that already.

I really want to be Tony Romo or Jason Witten, though.
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:26 PM   #12
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:46 PM   #13
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:16 PM   #14
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I am paid to subvert and undermine the hegemony of one-party rule in Communist China, by means of teaching critical thinking to international (mostly Chinese) students who want to attend university here. I spend most of my time trying to beat some grasp of English grammar into them, though. I am also overthrowing several governments in South-east Asia, and starting next week, the Arabian Peninsula.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:04 PM   #15
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I am also overthrowing several governments in South-east Asia, and starting next week, the Arabian Peninsula.
I am available to return to my former life if you ever need a hand.
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