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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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You might like this then Clodfobble. During the years I was working for Bank of America (Satan), I was working in their credit card processing building in Pasadena. It was a 6 story building without any windows. It was like a giant cement block. I'm convinced that they were scared of snipers due to their own poor customer service. I actually heard collections people call someone's neighbors asking them to tell someone to pay their bill. I heard them telling people to go collect aluminum cans. I had a "customer service" person look at me with a straight face and say, "They (the customers) need us, we don't need them. They need to borrow money to buy cars, houses, etc." I had to remind them that there is more than one bank in America...
Anyway...back to food. Since I was in I.T. and not part of either customer service, or collections, I was deemed impartial and I got to be a judge in the annual chili and salsa contests. The very best of all the Salsa's was a bowl of fantastic salsa with a nice kick and it had cream cheese in the center. This is a wonderful combination. Was that a long enough story to tell you about this combo? LOL! Sorry, sometimes I get carried away.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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My evil ex used to have cheese on sweet popcorn. He'd wait til the popcorn was shovelled in, then say with a cheeky smile, "could I have some cheese on that?" The servers were so weirded out that he was never charged extra - whereas if I wanted extra cheese on my jalapenos I certainly was!
One Valentine's day I sent him an arrow, which you could unscrew for a personalised message. He didn't know who it was from (which tells me a lot!) so thought it best not to mention it to me (which tells me more). It was only a couple of days later, stuck on a call at work, that he realised it screwed open. The message read, "We're not a perfect match..." on one side and, "... like sweet popcorn and cheese" on the other, |
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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My dad's bachelor pad snacks at the time.
I guess He was probably starving. It was either than or horse food. At the time I thought it was just strange. Peanut butter and pickles on crackers. (ok) Peanut butter and mayo sandwich. Creamed corn with crumbled crackers. Stewed tomatoes with crumbled crackers. Smashed turnips and parsnips. Bob's French fries dipped in strawberry shake ( good ) my combinations Doritos Nacho cheese chips with cottage cheese as a dip. |
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Spread cream cheese on Lebanon Bologna, and roll up a sweet gerkin pickle in it. Yum. I used to eat peanut butter and bologna sandwhiches. Now? No way.
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Encroaching on your decrees
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What do Americans mean by bologna?
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Baloney?
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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It's like Spam for the Uppercrust.
Not really. It's "meat" and meat by-products. Think hot dogs all flattened out.
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Bologna sausage (pronounced /boˈloʊni/) is an American sausage somewhat similar to the Italian mortadella (a finely hashed/ground pork sausage containing cubes of lard that originated in the Italian city of Bologna). It is commonly called bologna and often pronounced and/or spelled baloney. US
Bologna sausage is generally made from low-value scraps (trimmings from steaks, roasts or other meat cuts) eww the origin of the slang word baloney, meaning "nonsense" lol @ nonsense |
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Are you knock-kneed?
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I like to eat my oatmeal with cottage cheese and blueberries....and with some slivered almonds thrown in for crunch.
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I sometimes butter my oatmeal -- cold-day kind of stuff. Works with brown sugar. I've never gone as far as to start the day on buttered brose: oatmeal, an ounce of whisky stirred in, and buttered. With or without brown sugar, which in the auld lang syne would have been a luxury good the eaters of brose might have hesitated to buy.
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Pussy and Redi-Whip.
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Encroaching on your decrees
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Yeah, cause that combination is not really strange...is it?
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