November 19, 2007: Bear vs. Truck - Page 4

Coign · 11-27-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

I must admit the pictures of the bear I found quite upsetting. Brought back unpleasant memories of a long dead dog.

My work here is done then. Disturbing everyone around me is my life dream.

Actually looking back at my last few pictures they have been of dead animals and vehicle crashes. Hmm, I guess I am just a morbid person.

TheMercenary · 11-27-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Katie

Thanks everyone for welcoming me. This is such a nice site. The comments are funny and no one seems to be mean-spirited.

Welcome Katie, tell us about yourself, and don't take your helmet off just yet.

Aliantha · 11-28-2007, 06:59 PM

What I want to know is how he got the bear on the back of the tuck.

Michaela · 11-28-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Welcome Katie, tell us about yourself, and don't take your helmet off just yet.

A coat of armor works well.

Dang...the bear! Holy S*&T

morie · 11-29-2007, 09:07 AM

Hurray! this must be the happiest day of my life. That ain't no bear. That actually was my mother in law dressed up in a bear suit. Thought this day would never come. Yay!

Morie
www.anthology.page.tl

HungLikeJesus · 12-03-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

What I want to know is how he got the bear on the back of the tuck.

I think that there is a lifting arm attached to the truck. You can see it in the first picture.

Also, state law requires all dead animals riding on the back of the truck to wear a seat belt.

ViennaWaits · 12-07-2007, 07:27 AM

Yea, there's a lift arm on the truck, but... I don't think they used it. There's no net or sling under the bear. How'd they do that? I suppose they could have rolled him to get it out, but why do that before they have to get him OFF the truck? Hmm...

ZenGum · 12-07-2007, 09:56 AM

Simple really.
The blue truck was driving along the road with the red truck following close behind. The bear was off to the river to eat salmon, and ran across the road between the two trucks, but didn't make it. It was hit by the red truck, and knocked forward, executing a perfect quintuple (and a quarter) somersault with pike, landing neatly in position on the back of the blue truck.

Poor bear, just out for a salmon from the riverbed, and ended up with a pike to a flatbed.

SPUCK · 12-08-2007, 04:08 AM

Why did the bear cross the road? Oh wait.. He didn't actually make it across.

11-28-2007, 06:59 PM	#48
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	What I want to know is how he got the bear on the back of the tuck. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-07-2007, 07:27 AM	#52
ViennaWaits That's some bad hat, Harry. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 83	Yea, there's a lift arm on the truck, but... I don't think they used it. There's no net or sling under the bear. How'd they do that? I suppose they could have rolled him to get it out, but why do that before they have to get him OFF the truck? Hmm... __________________ There is no smoking on this flight, but you can light up whatever you like once we land in Jamaica.

12-07-2007, 09:56 AM	#53
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Simple really. The blue truck was driving along the road with the red truck following close behind. The bear was off to the river to eat salmon, and ran across the road between the two trucks, but didn't make it. It was hit by the red truck, and knocked forward, executing a perfect quintuple (and a quarter) somersault with pike, landing neatly in position on the back of the blue truck. Poor bear, just out for a salmon from the riverbed, and ended up with a pike to a flatbed. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-29-2007, 09:07 AM	#50
morie Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 46	Hurray! this must be the happiest day of my life. That ain't no bear. That actually was my mother in law dressed up in a bear suit. Thought this day would never come. Yay! Morie www.anthology.page.tl

12-08-2007, 04:08 AM	#54
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Why did the bear cross the road? Oh wait.. He didn't actually make it across.

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