Oi, Sundae! - Page 4

Nirvana · 05-02-2011, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Women are like cowpats.

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Who are these people picking up "cowpats" and what are they doing with them?

footfootfoot · 05-02-2011, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

We have sayings about where you live, too:

13 is a little young to be fucking, even if it is your bestest cousin.

By 40, the women look so rode hard and put away wet from years of popping out squawling brats and getting beat on, they do become like riding old nags covered in leather saddles and saddlebags.

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

the first one was pretty funny, the second one didn't quite roll off the tongue and had a bitter scorn person ring to it.

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I think he might be refering to mine. I didn't realize age was so a touchy subject. I guess you should look at it as 40 being the start of your golden years.

If, by 'he,' you mean me then no I was referring to the poster formerly known as Shawnee123.

I think of you as more of a buttered scone person Sarge.

infinite monkey · 05-02-2011, 08:33 PM

Well gee. I acknowledged it. Let's let it seep for awhile, shall we?

footfootfoot · 05-02-2011, 09:17 PM

I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread

Big Sarge · 05-02-2011, 11:28 PM

i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am young.

plthijinx · 05-03-2011, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

plthijinx - are you grounded because you turned 40. Isn't that the time we you start developing severe hemorrohoids. I imagine that would keep you from being seated long periods of time. I bet it would really be a problem if they became tangled in the foot controls

well, see?, it's like this. the hemorrhoids flared up so bad that when i got out of the plane and onto my walker, there was a blood trail. the FAA happened to be giving some unfortunate chap a ramp check and had the local authorities arresting him for chicken sex and they noticed all the blood and thought i might have been raping a cotton tail rabbit. i tried to tell them it was, in fact, a jack rabbit but they didn't buy it. they said i was talking out my ass when to that i said, no, i'm bleeding out my ass. they grounded me cuz i lost a quart of blood.

GunMaster357 · 05-03-2011, 03:34 AM

SG, you shouldn't worry about a change in partner(s)...

With the pic I saw in your profile you should rack a lot of guys.

infinite monkey · 05-03-2011, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread

Big Sarge · 05-03-2011, 07:57 AM

Jerusalem!!

infinite monkey · 05-03-2011, 07:59 AM

Gesundheit.

Sheldonrs · 05-03-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am hung.

Fixed it for ya.

Nirvana · 05-03-2011, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread

Brain Salad Surgery?

infinite monkey · 05-03-2011, 08:55 AM

Yippee ki yay!

Undertoad · 05-03-2011, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Brain Salad Surgery?

That how we know the song, but it's a hymn of importance to the Britons.

Big Sarge · 05-03-2011, 10:03 AM

How about creating a "Golden Girls" section on the Cellar for women age 40 & above.
Dana - Bea Arthur
Infinite Monkey - Estelle Getty
Monster - Rue McClanahan
Tulip - Betty White

Just like the series, they can hang out there and discuss issues of the elderly, etc. Nirvana, I don't know how old you are but your pics don't look anywhere as near as old of the above dwellars

05-02-2011, 09:17 PM	#49
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I will not cease this mental fight Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands till we have built Jerusalem in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-02-2011, 11:28 PM	#50
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am young. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-03-2011, 03:34 AM	#52
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	SG, you shouldn't worry about a change in partner(s)... With the pic I saw in your profile you should rack a lot of guys. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

05-03-2011, 07:57 AM	#54
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Jerusalem!! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-03-2011, 10:03 AM	#60
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	How about creating a "Golden Girls" section on the Cellar for women age 40 & above. Dana - Bea Arthur Infinite Monkey - Estelle Getty Monster - Rue McClanahan Tulip - Betty White Just like the series, they can hang out there and discuss issues of the elderly, etc. Nirvana, I don't know how old you are but your pics don't look anywhere as near as old of the above dwellars __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-02-2011, 08:33 PM	#48
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well gee. I acknowledged it. Let's let it seep for awhile, shall we?

05-03-2011, 07:59 AM	#55
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Gesundheit.

05-03-2011, 08:55 AM	#58
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yippee ki yay!

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