09-08-2004, 08:56 AM | #46 |
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I try to lose weight
Now I am really hungry. God is a prankster!
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09-08-2004, 09:30 AM | #47 |
Slattern of the Swail
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Try the low-carb thing
You won't be hungry at all! No more sugar-shock.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
09-08-2004, 09:37 AM | #48 |
stalking a Tom
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Just so you know, Chew
I am chewing some chocolate. Why not get a bar?
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09-08-2004, 05:36 PM | #49 |
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Bri:
I have no faith in Atkins. He died of what? Right, massive heart failure. Cat: I lost my slug for the vending machine. Seven -five cents? What bullshit!
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09-09-2004, 12:47 PM | #50 |
If ya cant take a joke, Effya!
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Out of pocket change-
Totally broke once again- Guess I'll suck my thumb.
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09-11-2004, 01:24 PM | #51 |
Professor
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Nine one one oh one,
Has it really been three years? Seems like yesterday |
09-16-2004, 09:00 PM | #52 |
Professor
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Hurricane Ivan,
Nature's WMD, Got your water wings? |
09-18-2004, 10:44 PM | #53 |
Professor
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supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali- docious. Wow, almost |
09-22-2004, 03:58 AM | #54 |
Professor
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The first day of Fall,
Or the last day of Summer, What's the difference? |
09-24-2004, 04:04 AM | #55 |
stalking a Tom
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One more beheaded
taken by terrorism why does it go on?
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10-01-2004, 12:58 PM | #56 |
Kicking Names and Taking Ass.
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Look at my two nerts--
Just floatin' in my scrotum: Happy Testicles.
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10-01-2004, 01:02 PM | #57 |
Kicking Names and Taking Ass.
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Hey baby. Dinner?
Ramen and warm PBR-- (I'll get laid for sure).
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10-01-2004, 01:05 PM | #58 |
I can hear my ears
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Ike is so horny
Hey, Joe. me love you long time preoccupation
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10-01-2004, 01:06 PM | #59 |
Kicking Names and Taking Ass.
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Drank myself naked
at a company party. No longer work there.
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10-01-2004, 01:08 PM | #60 |
Kicking Names and Taking Ass.
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Poetry degree
and I'm writing bad haikus in a web forum.
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