Sexuality question - Page 4

xoxoxoBruce · 06-15-2004, 03:41 PM

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my penis is like radar

Your penis is a libertarian?

warch · 06-15-2004, 03:51 PM

Gulp. Ok. Note I am sexually peaking and working on a huge college campus. Given no restrictions or barriers of any kind....77.99%

lumberjim · 06-15-2004, 03:52 PM

did you say peaking or PEEKING?

jaguar · 06-15-2004, 04:02 PM

Sounds like a fair bit of both.

Carbonated_Brains · 06-15-2004, 04:05 PM

I am contractually oblidged to take the number of girlfriend's I have (1) and divide by the number of people I see in a day, to get a final percentage.

This contract was coincidentally authored by the girlfriend mentioned prior.

I expect my answer is in the realm of 0.0016%.

jaguar · 06-15-2004, 04:07 PM

She has your balls by such a grip as to watch your cellar postings?
Christ I'd never let an SO near this place.

elSicomoro · 06-15-2004, 04:16 PM

I hope Rho sees this thread.

Clodfobble · 06-15-2004, 04:29 PM

Now wait a second, are we talking a percentage of all people you see or members of the gender you prefer you see?

Undertoad · 06-15-2004, 04:45 PM

Percentage of the members of the gender you prefer.

richlevy · 06-15-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Clodfobble
ok. let's hear it. braces? hunchbacks? stereotypical compugeeks? disfiguring acne? chubby chaser? biker? what?

Skinny computer dorks with glasses. That type that Catwoman mentioned? Yeah, they make me want to gag. She can have 'em.

Well, as you can see from my picture, I am NOT a skinny computer geek with glasses. I am so not skinny that I must be your ideal. I'll go talk to my wife and you can let me know when we can hook up.

Beestie · 06-15-2004, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by smoothmoniker

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In all fairness, I do live in Hollywood.

65%

Originally posted by smoothmoniker

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Again, I live in Hollywood, so 90%

The downside is they're all guys.

These two stats, taken together, ... not that there's anything wrong with that

Speaking for myself, working in financial services, 7% on a good day.

plthijinx · 06-15-2004, 08:41 PM

i'd say about 75%, then again, i'm just a horny MF!!

wolf · 06-15-2004, 09:59 PM

About 5-10%. Mostly cops.

I see a lot of varieties of people in the course of my daily business. I do not consider any of them fuckable.

Well ... there may have been one patient in 12 years that I looked at and thought, "You know, if he wasn't as crazy as a shithouse rat, I might consider it."

So what if my interview went a little long. Didn't mean nothin' ...

Catwoman · 06-16-2004, 05:17 AM

rich was that directed at me or clodf? I certainly don't go for skinny types, like a bit of bulk

Katkeeper · 06-16-2004, 06:48 AM

Let's see...

I live with 2 cats. I work alone. So zero. Except for the guy at the newstand who is beginning to look prety good.

06-15-2004, 03:52 PM	#48
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	did you say peaking or PEEKING? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-15-2004, 04:02 PM	#49
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Sounds like a fair bit of both. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-15-2004, 04:07 PM	#51
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	She has your balls by such a grip as to watch your cellar postings? Christ I'd never let an SO near this place. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-15-2004, 08:41 PM	#57
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i'd say about 75%, then again, i'm just a horny MF!! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

06-15-2004, 09:59 PM	#58
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	About 5-10%. Mostly cops. I see a lot of varieties of people in the course of my daily business. I do not consider any of them fuckable. Well ... there may have been one patient in 12 years that I looked at and thought, "You know, if he wasn't as crazy as a shithouse rat, I might consider it." So what if my interview went a little long. Didn't mean nothin' ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-15-2004, 03:51 PM	#47
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Gulp. Ok. Note I am sexually peaking and working on a huge college campus. Given no restrictions or barriers of any kind....77.99%

06-15-2004, 04:05 PM	#50
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	I am contractually oblidged to take the number of girlfriend's I have (1) and divide by the number of people I see in a day, to get a final percentage. This contract was coincidentally authored by the girlfriend mentioned prior. I expect my answer is in the realm of 0.0016%.

06-15-2004, 04:16 PM	#52
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I hope Rho sees this thread.

06-15-2004, 04:29 PM	#53
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Now wait a second, are we talking a percentage of all people you see or members of the gender you prefer you see?

06-15-2004, 04:45 PM	#54
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Percentage of the members of the gender you prefer.

06-16-2004, 05:17 AM	#59
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	rich was that directed at me or clodf? I certainly don't go for skinny types, like a bit of bulk __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

06-16-2004, 06:48 AM	#60
Katkeeper Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mechanicsburg PA Posts: 296	Let's see... I live with 2 cats. I work alone. So zero. Except for the guy at the newstand who is beginning to look prety good.

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