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SteveDallas · 02-12-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Saddam Hussein

Oh, and to the Hollywood left "feel good" women: Stop sending me your panties!

Whom do you recommend that they send them to?

Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
hmmmm... are we intentionally scaring away newbies, or is it just a side effect of our own unique personalities??

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Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by SteveDallas
Whom do you recommend that they send them to?

I heard a rumor that Bill Clinton was stitching a "peace flag" from them to to wave at the anti-Bush rallies. He said this was a cause worthy of him parting with the (ENORMOUS) collection. So, they should send them all to Willy, soiled!

SteveDallas · 02-12-2003, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Saddam Hussein

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Remember back a couple pages ago, we were handicapping the odds of Amy coming back? Believe it or not, I saw those posts and the Hussein ones at the same time... I'm a bit slow.

wolf · 02-12-2003, 08:27 PM

And I'm the one that gets called a "thread pirate."

Harrumph. :P

Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
And I'm the one that gets called a "thread piratate".

Uday! Activate the north Philli cell. Tell them "the wolf" is nipping at my ass. They will know what you mean.

wolf · 02-12-2003, 09:07 PM

Bring 'em on. I'll give you a call and tell you where you can collect what's left of the bodies.

Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
Bring 'em on. I'll give you a call and tell you where you can collect what's left of the bodies.

You haven't been paying attention Wolf. Can your shotgun kill a virus? Why do you think I have gone through so much trouble in moving these mobile labs around?

1 infects 3, those three infect 9, those 9 infect 27, those 27 infect 81......with an incubation period of 2 or three weeks, your whole country could be very ill before you even know what hit you.

wolf · 02-12-2003, 11:01 PM

1. We'll send you TOURISTS. Biowar is stupid. You can't control the vectors.

2. I have plenty of duct tape and contractor bags.

Nothing But Net · 02-12-2003, 11:35 PM

Saddam, I wouldn't be surprised if some bio-agent was let loose at the Hajj in Mecca this week. Those people could spread it far and wide throughout the Muslim world.

This is looking more and more like World War Three, and I for one intend to survive it.

Unleash the dogs of war!

Saddam Hussein · 02-12-2003, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by Nothing But Net
Those people could spread it far and wide throughout the Muslim world.

(Saddam thinks to himself: This *could* turn into the Mother of All Defeats II )

wolf · 02-13-2003, 12:29 AM

*Could?*

99 44/100% pure · 02-13-2003, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
. . . I have plenty of duct tape and contractor bags. [/b]

Speaking of thread hijacking, those sound like two of the essential ingredients to my idea of a fabulous date. You also need the jumbo size can of crisco, and a suitable partner . . .

wolf · 02-13-2003, 03:36 PM

There would also be a need for whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, peaches, and radial tires.

That Guy · 02-13-2003, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by 99 44/100% pure

Speaking of thread hijacking, those sound like two of the essential ingredients to my idea of a fabulous date. You also need the jumbo size can of crisco, and a suitable partner . . .

That must be the .56%.

02-12-2003, 08:27 PM	#50
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	And I'm the one that gets called a "thread pirate." Harrumph. :P __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-12-2003, 09:07 PM	#52
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Bring 'em on. I'll give you a call and tell you where you can collect what's left of the bodies. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-12-2003, 11:01 PM	#54
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	1. We'll send you TOURISTS. Biowar is stupid. You can't control the vectors. 2. I have plenty of duct tape and contractor bags. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-13-2003, 12:29 AM	#57
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Could? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-13-2003, 03:36 PM	#59
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	There would also be a need for whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, peaches, and radial tires. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-12-2003, 11:35 PM	#55
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Saddam, I wouldn't be surprised if some bio-agent was let loose at the Hajj in Mecca this week. Those people could spread it far and wide throughout the Muslim world. This is looking more and more like World War Three, and I for one intend to survive it. Unleash the dogs of war!

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