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Old 10-13-2013, 01:12 AM   #46
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Ah, the ol' hi-low routine, high and low and all points in between.

Call it a hi-low, all points in between optional (but much preferred).
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Old 10-13-2013, 01:38 AM   #47
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My preference is 'kiss me high and low'.

I suppose it could be reduced to "give me a 'high and low' "
Amanda says, "A Low Five"

I guess that means I can stop after 5 minutes.! W00t!
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Old 10-13-2013, 02:37 AM   #48
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Ummm no...theres no stopping after five...i'll leave it at that.

I do like the low five. But how do you say that in front of the kids w/o sounding fishy?

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Old 10-13-2013, 04:10 AM   #49
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Yo! Hallo there Amanda, nice to meetcha!
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Old 10-13-2013, 04:48 AM   #50
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Hi Amanda! Welcome!
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Old 10-13-2013, 07:30 AM   #51
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Howdy Amanda! We'll assume Jim already administered the quiz in person.

Ooh, how about that one: administer the quiz.

"You're going to get quizzed later tonight."
"What's with the quizzical look on your face?"
"You can be my proctor any day, baby."
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Old 10-13-2013, 07:48 AM   #52
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I do like the low five. But how do you say that in front of the kids w/o sounding fishy?
Hey Hugnkiss, good to hear from you.

'Fraid to say requesting cunnilingus in front of the children is always going to be awkward. Then again, if you are planning in advance you could always put a note on the fridge/ calendar to book Tasi Night. If you're being specially spoiled you might even want to include your favourite food; like Steak and a Blow-Job night. Pizza and Tasi.
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Old 10-13-2013, 11:00 AM   #53
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Old 10-13-2013, 12:38 PM   #54
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Old 10-13-2013, 01:13 PM   #55
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We say "Taking myself/ourselves out to dinner". It's socially acceptable unless they ask what we ate. hahahah
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Old 10-13-2013, 02:17 PM   #56
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Ummm no...theres no stopping after five...i'll leave it at that.

I do like the low five. But how do you say that in front of the kids w/o sounding fishy?

Hi everyone! I finally joined!
Welcome Amanda!!
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Old 10-13-2013, 02:28 PM   #57
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to the Cellar, Amanda!
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Old 10-13-2013, 04:28 PM   #58
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Welcome Amanda.
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Old 10-13-2013, 07:55 PM   #59
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Old 10-13-2013, 07:55 PM   #60
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Hi Amanda. Do you want to pet my panda?
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