What's scorching your groove today? - Page 4

Trilby · 12-08-2008, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I have timid merger tendencies,

Not on this board you don't. Waca Waca!

lookout123 · 12-08-2008, 01:57 PM

I'm usually running 70+ by the time I hit the top of the ramp. Our mergelanes actually run the full mile between exits and serve as entrance/exit lanes, so you better be at full speed when you get there.

lookout123 · 12-08-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

YES.

My first proposal: they should be required to have curb feelers.

They'd totally misunderstand and end up in the news again.

/news/17 Great Grandmothers were arrested for providing handjobs to the flaccid on Peoria Avenue today. Film at 11./anchor/

dar512 · 12-08-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

get ready dar512...here comes possible major storm #1.

Local weather says it's going to warm up enough not to be an issue.

And, hey, we're old friends, Lab. You can call me dar.

Shawnee123 · 12-08-2008, 02:03 PM

We had crappy roads this weekend.

It is currently a mix of snow and sleet up where I live, but nothing here.

I want a blizzard. I want an ice storm freaking blizzard from hell with high winds and huge drifts.

This school closes MUCH more readily than where I used to work.

It might have been last year my old school finally closed (hardly ever does) and while it was too crappy to get to work my car found the grocery and the beer. Those were good times. Sigh...

Treasenuak · 12-08-2008, 03:33 PM

Central Tennessee, apparently, doesn't even get snow. WTF? But we do get freezing rain, as I found out this morning when I went out to call the dogs in from doing their business and stepped on what I thought was wet wood. Nope. ICE. In bare feet. Gods I can be an idiot first thing in the morning.

classicman · 12-08-2008, 04:01 PM

Really Old drivers should NOT be allowed in the left lane. In fact there should be a special permit that only allows certain people in the left lane.

dar512 · 12-08-2008, 04:12 PM

The old drivers of today learned to drive before there were interstates, and 55mph was fast. (Although the speedometers went to 140. I never understood that.)

Imagine what kind of trouble classic will get into when he's 85 and driving his age down the highway.

"Damn kids. Get outta my way."

SteveDallas · 12-08-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512

The old drivers of today learned to drive before there were interstates, and 55mph was fast.

I don't buy it... my dad was born in 1934, and he's been ticketed for doing 80 going through Atlanta. He can put his foot down when he feels like it

Aliantha · 12-08-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Really Old drivers should NOT be allowed in the left lane. In fact there should be a special permit that only allows certain people in the left lane.

I've got to say that i haven't noticed old people being the only ones that drive slowly in what we call the overtaking lane here. In fact, lately I've been pissed off with provisional drivers (around 19 yrs old usually) who like to just cruise in that lane.

Get the fuck outta the overtaking lane unless you're going past someone arsehole! I don't give a fuck how old you are or what sort of car you're driving. If you aren't overtaking, you shouldn't be in the right hand lane.

classicman · 12-08-2008, 07:31 PM

...Left lane in the states

dar512 · 12-08-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I don't buy it... my dad was born in 1934, and he's been ticketed for doing 80 going through Atlanta. He can put his foot down when he feels like it

That's my theory. And if you don't like it, well, I have others.

jinx · 12-08-2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

I'll reraise with a metric asston of illegals with no insurance.

I'll call with yuppie cyclists and amish horse and buggies, both found most commonly on winding back roads with no shoulders and a steep drop-off into a body of water on one side.

classicman · 12-08-2008, 09:24 PM

My inability to communicate without coming off as an asshole - maybe I am an asshole.

Clodfobble · 12-08-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Mr Bad Car: Usually about 18 years old driving a Civic with one of those wingy things on the back, presumably because he plans to drive so fast that the wingy thing is needed to keep his car on the road. There are really tacky flames painted on, which from far away look as though someone keyed his car with a really big key. His tires extend about a foot from the edge of his car. Still, he drives like a pussy.

We call those Rice Burners around here.

12-08-2008, 01:57 PM	#47
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I'm usually running 70+ by the time I hit the top of the ramp. Our mergelanes actually run the full mile between exits and serve as entrance/exit lanes, so you better be at full speed when you get there. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-08-2008, 02:03 PM	#50
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	We had crappy roads this weekend. It is currently a mix of snow and sleet up where I live, but nothing here. I want a blizzard. I want an ice storm freaking blizzard from hell with high winds and huge drifts. This school closes MUCH more readily than where I used to work. It might have been last year my old school finally closed (hardly ever does) and while it was too crappy to get to work my car found the grocery and the beer. Those were good times. Sigh... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-08-2008, 04:01 PM	#52
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Really Old drivers should NOT be allowed in the left lane. In fact there should be a special permit that only allows certain people in the left lane. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-08-2008, 04:12 PM	#53
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	The old drivers of today learned to drive before there were interstates, and 55mph was fast. (Although the speedometers went to 140. I never understood that.) Imagine what kind of trouble classic will get into when he's 85 and driving his age down the highway. "Damn kids. Get outta my way." __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

12-08-2008, 07:31 PM	#56
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	...Left lane in the states __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-08-2008, 03:33 PM	#51
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Central Tennessee, apparently, doesn't even get snow. WTF? But we do get freezing rain, as I found out this morning when I went out to call the dogs in from doing their business and stepped on what I thought was wet wood. Nope. ICE. In bare feet. Gods I can be an idiot first thing in the morning.

12-08-2008, 09:24 PM	#59
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	My inability to communicate without coming off as an asshole - maybe I am an asshole. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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