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Old 10-18-2011, 10:30 AM   #46
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that's an old joke
It was in a local newspaper. I think the guy also wrote in to say he and his family were upset by the slow children signs too!
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:40 AM   #47
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Colton, OR has two signs at an intersection:

[ Colton Elementary School -> ]
[ Shooting Range -> ]
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Old 10-18-2011, 09:31 PM   #48
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FAILBLOG recenly showed two signs on one post.

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Old 10-19-2011, 11:23 AM   #49
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Lions and Tigers and Bears!

IM be careful on the way home, girl! Don't get eaten.
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Old 10-19-2011, 11:28 AM   #50
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Lions and Tigers and Bears!

IM be careful on the way home, girl! Don't get eaten.
Even scarier, Pico, my family is going to really near Zanesville (hocking hills) this weekend. Wouldn't it be totally freaky to see a tiger?
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Old 10-19-2011, 11:32 AM   #51
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Just as long as it was from inside of their car.

Because they have been held in captivity for so long, I don't think these animals are going to be a real threat to anyone...but I certainly wouldn't want to test that theory.
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Old 10-19-2011, 11:37 AM   #52
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OMG...I just saw the other thread.

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Old 10-19-2011, 11:41 AM   #53
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You can never have too much stuff about escaped dangerous wild animals!

I know because that's been the chatter in the office. All. Day.

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Old 10-19-2011, 01:34 PM   #54
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You can never have too much stuff about escaped dangerous wild animals!
Yabbut, they didn't excape. Dude let 'em out.


Popdigr and one of his hunting buddies hunted southern Illinois several yrs ago. Popdigr came back to the truck one morning to find his buddy already there. They had the typical conversation about what did ya see, etc. The plan was for hunting buddy to stay on stand all day, and Pop asked him why he got down early. He said that, about dawn, mountain lions started yowling, close. He didn't know what to think at first, then it dawned on him what he was hearing. He said every hair on his head stood up then. He also said that was the first time he'd ever hunted defensively, and did so all the way to the truck. Said he felt like he was back in Korea during the war. They talked to game wardens later that day, and were told that some guy just up the road had a dozen or so mountain lions in a huge pen, and that there were no loose/wild mountain lions in the vicinity.

They finished their hunting elsewhere.
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:10 PM   #55
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:02 AM   #56
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Old 10-20-2011, 06:36 AM   #57
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Old 10-20-2011, 06:46 AM   #58
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last night I heard on CBS that there are 2400 Bengal tigers left in the world and that dude in Zanesville had 18 of them and THEY WERE ALL SHOT BY LAW ENFORCEMENT. 18 Bengal tigers shot because some asshole decided to take himself out.

This upsets me.
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Old 10-20-2011, 07:26 AM   #59
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last night I heard on CBS that there are 2400 Bengal tigers left in the world and that dude in Zanesville had 18 of them and THEY WERE ALL SHOT BY LAW ENFORCEMENT. 18 Bengal tigers shot because some asshole decided to take himself out.

This upsets me.
Me too. It's very sad.

Our wonderful Gov Kasich let Strickland's ban on exotic animals expire. He said it wasn't workable.

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Before leaving office, former Gov. Ted Strickland issued a ban barring people from bringing exotic animals into Ohio.

It also prohibited people convicted of animal cruelty, like Terry Thompson, from owning exotic animals.

Under that plan, the Ohio Department of Natural Resources would have been in charge of enforcing the ban, but the governor said that would have exceeded their authority.

Kasich defended his actions on Wednesday.

"What had been proposed frankly wasn't workable," said Kasich. "The complications connected to this and as a result we formed a working group."
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If some sort of action isn't taken soon, Ohio will continue to be one of a handful of states with virtually no regulation or private ownership of dangerous wild animals.
In Ohio. Tenth in the nation in population density.

Kasich is a fart. Anything Strickland did he ripped apart. (I'm a poet and I know it.)

Poor guy was depressed and pissed off so he let all the animals go before killing himself. Fuck him. I hope there's a special hell for him.

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Old 10-20-2011, 07:37 AM   #60
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last night I heard on CBS that there are 2400 Bengal tigers left in the world and that dude in Zanesville had 18 of them and THEY WERE ALL SHOT BY LAW ENFORCEMENT. 18 Bengal tigers shot because some asshole decided to take himself out.

This upsets me.
Why are we outsourcing our tigers?! They took our tigers' jobs!
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