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#5836 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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She doesn't want to get undressed for a couple more months?
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#5837 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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"Don't piss here or we'll cut your balls off."
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#5838 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Giant Slip-n-slide!
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#5839 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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"Of course you'll bleed if you cut your balls off"
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#5840 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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Now THAT sounds like a fun wedding!
(It also sounds like a fun wedding night.)
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#5841 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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(As a teacher, I desperately need this last one.)
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#5842 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.
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#5843 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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guessing it says WTF? context.
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#5844 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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Oh, that makes sense. (I was trying to come up with something rude having to do with the young lady's chest.)
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#5845 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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I'll help you out Steve,
Holy Cats, NICE RACK honey! <-- that oughta do it. ![]()
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#5846 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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Yes, it says "W T F"
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#5847 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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No it doesn't.
It says; "Scouts honour, I'll pinch my love-button, and you can toss off".
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#5848 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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That's translated from shorthand.
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#5849 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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#5850 |
Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
Posts: 3,549
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Oh NO. Thats one I would leave the room for.
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