The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 390

Cicero · 10-14-2008, 02:57 PM

She doesn't want to get undressed for a couple more months?

impress · 10-14-2008, 04:33 PM

"Don't piss here or we'll cut your balls off."

ZenGum · 10-14-2008, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress

This one isn't so much of a WTF. It's more of a WHY TF?

What's the point of a wedding dress train that's 219 yards long anyway?

Giant Slip-n-slide!

footfootfoot · 10-14-2008, 07:14 PM

"Of course you'll bleed if you cut your balls off"

impress · 10-14-2008, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Giant Slip-n-slide!

Now THAT sounds like a fun wedding!
(It also sounds like a fun wedding night.)

impress · 10-14-2008, 07:36 PM

(As a teacher, I desperately need this last one.)

SteveDallas · 10-14-2008, 08:17 PM

I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.

footfootfoot · 10-14-2008, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.

guessing it says WTF? context.

SteveDallas · 10-14-2008, 09:11 PM

Oh, that makes sense. (I was trying to come up with something rude having to do with the young lady's chest.)

footfootfoot · 10-14-2008, 09:27 PM

I'll help you out Steve,

Holy Cats, NICE RACK honey! <-- that oughta do it.

impress · 10-14-2008, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.

Yes, it says "W T F"

ZenGum · 10-14-2008, 11:38 PM

No it doesn't.

It says; "Scouts honour, I'll pinch my love-button, and you can toss off".

Crimson Ghost · 10-15-2008, 01:37 AM

That's translated from shorthand.

impress · 10-15-2008, 07:38 AM

Pico and ME · 10-15-2008, 07:40 AM

Oh NO. Thats one I would leave the room for.

10-14-2008, 02:57 PM	#5836
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	She doesn't want to get undressed for a couple more months? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-14-2008, 04:33 PM	#5837
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	"Don't piss here or we'll cut your balls off." __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

10-14-2008, 07:14 PM	#5839
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"Of course you'll bleed if you cut your balls off" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-14-2008, 07:36 PM	#5841
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	(As a teacher, I desperately need this last one.) __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

10-14-2008, 09:27 PM	#5845
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'll help you out Steve, Holy Cats, NICE RACK honey! <-- that oughta do it. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-14-2008, 08:17 PM	#5842
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.

10-14-2008, 09:11 PM	#5844
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Oh, that makes sense. (I was trying to come up with something rude having to do with the young lady's chest.)

10-14-2008, 11:38 PM	#5847
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	No it doesn't. It says; "Scouts honour, I'll pinch my love-button, and you can toss off". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-15-2008, 01:37 AM	#5848
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	That's translated from shorthand. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-15-2008, 07:38 AM	#5849
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

10-15-2008, 07:40 AM	#5850
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Oh NO. Thats one I would leave the room for.

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