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Gravdigr · 06-09-2017, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Psh... I bet you say the same about urinal cake.

Well, if you have a nice frosting...

DanaC · 06-09-2017, 10:05 AM

And Pontefract cakes

monster · 06-09-2017, 05:54 PM

how about Jaffa Cakes.....?

..................runs away before the suicide Jaffa Biscuit can activate its explosive orange splodge...............

Gravdigr · 06-27-2017, 10:54 AM

A dolphin just flew over my house.

No, one of these:

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Not a common sight in these parts. Very distinct sound.

Gravdigr · 07-02-2017, 11:58 AM

Today is the mid point of the year.

182 days down, 182 days to go.

2 minutes from now, noon (1:00 pm, if your on summer time), is the exact middle of the year.

Gravdigr · 07-06-2017, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Today is the mid point of the year.

182 days down, 182 days to go.

2 minutes from now, noon (1:00 pm, if your on summer time), is the exact middle of the year.

I meant 'you're'. I'm very sorry.

Sorry urrbody! Sorry!

DanaC · 07-06-2017, 04:22 PM

Outrageous. Get your coat and don't show you're face around here again!

:P

sexobon · 07-06-2017, 04:28 PM

At least not until he realizes "midpoint" is one word.

Gravdigr · 07-06-2017, 05:01 PM

So...

Is there a bus?

Should I get an Uber?

How's this Coventry thing work, anyhow?

Gravdigr · 07-08-2017, 01:59 PM

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The Cellar: We hold these truths to be self evident, that all dwellars are created equal, that they are endowed by their Administrator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Sockpuppets, Clone Threads and the pursuit of Memes

Outstanding.

Gravdigr · 07-27-2017, 04:12 PM

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Gravdigr · 11-17-2017, 09:53 AM

I hope the person who invented glitter is roasting on the same spit, in the same pit in hell as the piece of shit who laid out my subdivision.

WTF was I thinking when I bought this god damned place?

WTF was I thinking when I took that pistol outta my mouth?

WTF was I thinking when I ducked when that motherfucker shot at me that time?

WTF was I thinking when I took that last breath?

I guess I was thinking "Suffer, motherfucker, suffer."

Gravdigr · 11-20-2017, 01:49 PM

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Gravdigr · 12-01-2017, 01:07 PM

Ya ever seen an Arab midget?

06-09-2017, 05:54 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	how about Jaffa Cakes.....? ..................runs away before the suicide Jaffa Biscuit can activate its explosive orange splodge............... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-27-2017, 10:54 AM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A dolphin just flew over my house. No, one of these: Not a common sight in these parts. Very distinct sound. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-02-2017, 11:58 AM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Today is the mid point of the year. 182 days down, 182 days to go. 2 minutes from now, noon (1:00 pm, if your on summer time), is the exact middle of the year. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-06-2017, 05:01 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So... Is there a bus? Should I get an Uber? How's this Coventry thing work, anyhow? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-27-2017, 04:12 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-06-2017, 04:28 PM	#8
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	At least not until he realizes "midpoint" is one word.

07-27-2017, 04:13 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-17-2017, 09:53 AM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope the person who invented glitter is roasting on the same spit, in the same pit in hell as the piece of shit who laid out my subdivision. WTF was I thinking when I bought this god damned place? WTF was I thinking when I took that pistol outta my mouth? WTF was I thinking when I ducked when that motherfucker shot at me that time? WTF was I thinking when I took that last breath? I guess I was thinking "Suffer, motherfucker, suffer." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-20-2017, 01:49 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-01-2017, 01:07 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya ever seen an Arab midget? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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