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I loved it as a kid.
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Quote:
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This is now.
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09-06-2020, 09:17 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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09-06-2020, 11:05 AM
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still says videotape
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nice
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09-01-2020, 11:24 AM
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09-01-2020, 03:52 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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I've been curious about Kool-Aid pickles...
Not curious enough to do anything about it though.
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09-02-2020, 02:28 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I killed that brain cell long ago.
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09-02-2020, 03:39 PM
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still says videotape
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We used to put grain alcohol in that. I don't have any desire.
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09-05-2020, 10:45 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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09-07-2020, 08:15 AM
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09-07-2020, 09:57 AM
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still says videotape
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(like)
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09-07-2020, 06:13 PM
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How do you know this isn't happening all the time?
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09-08-2020, 01:34 AM
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The future is unwritten
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If it wasn't happening we'd see live coverage of the roving camera guys taking a leak.
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09-09-2020, 11:47 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Karen wants an apple...
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09-12-2020, 11:09 AM
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The future is unwritten
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