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Old 03-23-2020, 03:47 PM   #1
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Man, those smugglers, boy, they'll do anything...
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Old 03-23-2020, 04:12 PM   #2
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Man, those smugglers, boy, they'll do anything...
Toilet tissue crime is rife, rife I tell you.

Coronavirus: Three men arrested over loo roll haul

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Three men have been arrested after officers stopped a van and found a haul of stolen toilet rolls and hand wash.

Essex Police said they were called to reports that a vehicle had been driven through a building site barrier in Hatfield Peverel late on Friday.

The van was traced to the A13, where it was stopped at about 22:50 GMT at South Ockendon and the in-demand items were discovered.

The men have been held on suspicion of theft of a vehicle and burglary.

Police said the arrested men were a 28-year-old from Aveley, a 37-year-old from South Ockendon and a 41-year-old from Purfleet.

Essex Police wrote on Twitter: "Police officers always get a massive sense of satisfaction when we catch burglars, however we never expected to find this stolen loot in the boot.

"Stolen items recovered and three arrested all within an hour of it being reported. #ThatsHowWeRoll"

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Old 03-23-2020, 10:37 PM   #3
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Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein:

https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:49 AM   #4
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Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein:

https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr
There's a Merkin version floating around, too.
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Old 03-24-2020, 03:23 PM   #5
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Old 03-24-2020, 03:33 PM   #6
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Old 03-25-2020, 12:53 PM   #7
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'...WE CAN'T CREMATE BODIES FAST ENOUGH...'
If you're planted six feet under, you're maintaining the recommended distance. Should be OK.
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Old 03-24-2020, 03:53 PM   #8
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Um.. You done goofed. Consequences will never be the same.
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Old 03-24-2020, 04:24 PM   #9
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Why is this in the humor thread?
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Old 03-25-2020, 07:08 PM   #10
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Why is this in the humor thread?
Undertoad done goofed..?
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Old 03-26-2020, 12:59 AM   #11
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Whether he goofed or not is subjective, I don't think so.
But the cyberbullying of Jessi Slaughter and the death of her father are far from humorous.
Apparently the origin of a lot of memes are less than pleasant which I really wasn't aware of.

Looks like it might rain, gotta go put my soapbox away.
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Old 03-31-2020, 02:33 PM   #12
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Whether he goofed or not is subjective, I don't think so.
But the cyberbullying of Jessi Slaughter and the death of her father are far from humorous.
Apparently the origin of a lot of memes are less than pleasant which I really wasn't aware of.

Looks like it might rain, gotta go put my soapbox away.
These are good points, I was not careful in considering the context of these memes-- this was a reference to a time where I enjoyed more coarse, less socially aware humor. Thank you for correcting me, I will not use this joke anymore.

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Also, I was responding to a joke about, literally, the Holocaust. So, ...
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Old 03-25-2020, 10:01 AM   #13
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The cremation cartoon makes me feel sick to the stomach. I want to hide away and say nothing and pretend it didn't happen so we can move on in this thread. Humor is often funny because it challenges boundaries. But this is a boundary that shouldn't have been breached imo. This is not for me. ymmv but I just wanted to tell you how I felt.

I came here to post a funny, but now I'm going to go away and do something else for a bit.
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Old 03-25-2020, 10:14 AM   #14
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I apologize to those who don't like it. I was born with a gene that causes me to see even the blackest black humor as funny. It is sometimes a bad thing in public.
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Old 03-25-2020, 10:17 AM   #15
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But also I must admit love the awkward look monkey puppet meme so much. It is a close second to the woman yelling at dinner cat meme.
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