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Old 05-10-2007, 07:42 PM   #556
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Yup, that's pretty unpopular.
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:50 PM   #557
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Well I for one am a woman who likes candy, flowers AND sex. Preferably all at the same time even.
This reminds me of Seinfeld. George going for the trifecta. Having sex, while watching TV, while eating a pastrami sandwich.
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:55 PM   #558
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There should be more disabled parking spaces and disabled badges should be given to anyone who's driving is disabled. preferably as near to both the parking lot entrance and the store entrance as possible. I don't care if I have to walk further, just keep them the hell away from me.

In fact why not put spaces for the physically disabled in the furthest corner but then provide sheltered moving walkways/people mover thingies to the store. leave the spaces near the store for the lazy asses who feel entitled to them regardless of their physical ability ,and let them fight with each other for spaces and drive into each others cars.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:08 PM   #559
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+ People with disabled parking permits on their cars should not be allowed to park in the non-handicapped spaces.
As long as we get to tow those that park in the disabled spaces without a permit.

I have a lift that exits out the side... I cannot park in regular spots, or in disabled spots when egocentric shit-heads park in the loading zones for the disabled spots.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:12 PM   #560
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:13 PM   #561
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:15 PM   #562
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I'll bet you Rosie's strap-on is thicker.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:16 PM   #563
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If you can walk the store you have no business having a disabled parking permit.
Ya know asshole some of us can walk, we just can't get our breath while the assholes in the Hummers and plates park. Some of us don't live in a compound.
And yes I don't always park in a spot.
Why? Because they block your excess for your fucker tax payer scooter?
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:21 PM   #564
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Ya know asshole some of us can walk, we just can't get your breath while the assholes in the Hummers and plates park. Some of us don't live in a compound.
And yes I don't always park in a spot.
My wife has a HC parking sticker. She can walk in most days, I just hurts like hell. Hence, if she can be closer to the door better for her.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:33 PM   #565
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As long as we get to tow those that park in the disabled spaces without a permit.

Tow them? Dammit put them in the crusher there and then. Stack up the cubes like war trophies.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:39 PM   #566
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I still like my sheltered moving walkway idea. make the area near the store a car wars zone for those who feel they're special and have assisted entrance away from the frnezy for those who have difficulty gettinng from the car to the store.

Also let's have a family parking are where it is not necessary to cross parking lot to get to the store. Some stores have tried this, but their mistake is again to put it too near to the store. Where people "who feel entitled" get pissed off that families are getting special priveliges. Kids can walk or can be pushed in strollers. They are just not safe walking in a parking lot. So make lots next to protected walkways that lead straight into the store. or at least only cross the emergency vehicles only fire lane. they can be long walkways.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:11 PM   #567
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Yes, those parking for mothers spots annoyed me.
Making it easier for them to drag their evil spawn into the grocery store to scream, run around knocking things off the shelves, push extra carts into people and block aisles. No, make 'em park far, far away so they'll leave the fuckers home. Or chain 'em to a light standard in the parking lot.

Fortunately they didn't last long.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:15 PM   #568
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Somewhere to chain them to would be brilliant! Bring it on. Definitely needs to be far side of the parking lot, though -mine have big lungs.....
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:47 PM   #569
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:10 PM   #570
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Ya know asshole some of us can walk, we just can't get our breath while the assholes in the Hummers and plates park. Some of us don't live in a compound.
And yes I don't always park in a spot.
Why? Because they block your excess for your fucker tax payer scooter?
That was one incomprehensible post.
What does how I live have to do with anything? What do Hummers have to do with anything?
Being able to walk short distances and a whole store or mall are two different things. If you can walk a grocery store you can walk five extra parking spaces.
Tax payer? What the hell does that mean?
At least it was English.
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