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monster · 01-22-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I am a Diety.

Atkins or South Beach? Or my personal fave, seefood........

wolf · 01-22-2007, 12:19 PM

Whoops. Deity. That's it. Deity.

Where's that spell checker? Oh, I guess monster activated it for me.

Thanx.

monster · 01-22-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Whoops. Deity. That's it. Deity.

Where's that spell checker? Oh, I guess monster activated it for me.

Thanx.

I liked Diety. I shall be using that in future. Much as I like to use "destructions" instead of "instructions" (a legacy from my FIL)

Elspode · 01-22-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Elspode: Viscount of Viagra

Dude...you are *scarily* right on, here. So far, I've taken one of these on each of my last three dates with the object of my polyamorous intentions, and each time ended up not needing to take them, because nothing happened.

Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?

lumberjim · 01-22-2007, 04:05 PM

Jester of jackin it?

lumberjim · 01-22-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Dude...you are *scarily* right on, here. So far, I've taken one of these on each of my last three dates with the object of my polyamorous intentions, and each time ended up not needing to take them, because nothing happened.

Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?

there you go treating women(assumed here

) like objects.

is she aware of your machinations?

Spexxvet · 01-22-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

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Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?

The Pope of Priapsism?

monster · 01-22-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?

I think you'll find it's "the Earl and Countess of Wessex"

DucksNuts · 01-22-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Jester of jackin it?

Omg, dont waste that one please!!!

Beestie · 01-22-2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

I think you'll find it's "the Earl and Countess of Wessex"

Who you callin' Earl?

lumberjim · 01-22-2007, 10:19 PM

Jinx: Her Imperial Heiney

Elspode · 01-23-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

there you go treating women(assumed here

) like objects.

is she aware of your machinations?

Lord, I hope so...if not, then I might as well become a monk now and save a lot of driving. No, it seems that the object of my intentions has some personal issues at present, and so, while apparently eager, is not quite prepared psychologically to consent to my advances.

Like I said...I'm pathetic. And I am extremely not good at objectifying women. In fact, I may be the worst at that in all of male history.

Trilby · 01-23-2007, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

And I am extremely not good at objectifying women. In fact, I may be the worst at that in all of male history.

And that my friend, is why you are so beloved.

Trilby · 01-23-2007, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

And that my friend, is why you are so beloved.

That and other things.

Trilby · 01-23-2007, 02:05 PM

I didn't mean to do that ^^

01-22-2007, 12:19 PM	#557
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Whoops. Deity. That's it. Deity. Where's that spell checker? Oh, I guess monster activated it for me. Thanx. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-22-2007, 04:05 PM	#560
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Jester of jackin it? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-22-2007, 10:19 PM	#566
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Jinx: Her Imperial Heiney __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-23-2007, 02:05 PM	#570
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I didn't mean to do that ^^ __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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