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Got pride just can't remember why...
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05-12-2019, 11:56 AM
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05-22-2019, 01:13 PM
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05-23-2019, 11:32 PM
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Oldie...
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06-05-2019, 11:21 AM
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Murphy, the equal opportunity bitch...
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06-17-2019, 01:48 PM
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05-21-2019, 10:17 PM
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*thnort*
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06-17-2019, 02:59 PM
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LOL
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06-26-2019, 01:13 AM
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Sleaze...
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06-27-2019, 10:48 AM
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For the record, that is not a chicken. It's a pig. 
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06-27-2019, 02:21 PM
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06-28-2019, 01:16 AM
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A woman was on trial for beating her Husband to death with his guitar collection.
The Judge says "First Offender?" She replies "No first a Gibson, then a Fender".
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06-28-2019, 11:46 AM
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07-14-2019, 09:09 AM
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity. ------------------------------------------------------ I invented a new word today. Plagiarism. ------------------------------------------------------ I once went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice". I went as a chilli pepper, but everyone else went as astronauts. ------------------------------------------------------ When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau. ------------------------------------------------------ I put up a high voltage electric fence around my property yesterday. My neighbour is dead against it. ------------------------------------------------------ H. G. Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel. "Sod off" said the librarian, "you didn't bring it back!" ------------------------------------------------------ Those people who say they like the element of surprise are really not familiar with the periodic table. ------------------------------------------------------ My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks! A novel approach I thought ...
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07-14-2019, 05:45 PM
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It took me forever to get the third one... Birmingham party.
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