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Probably saw birds dropping them.
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Maybe..
They're very securely cemented to the rocks and to each other around here. Trying to think if I've ever seen a "loose" one. Back to the joke though.. They are pretty wet.
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04-05-2019, 11:43 AM
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A "loose" one is probably a dead one and even less palatable.
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04-05-2019, 09:01 PM
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04-06-2019, 12:58 AM
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What do birds drop on the rocks, Clams?
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And oysters are awesome. I've even talked Amanda into trying them. When I order them, she's all like... Um. No. Then I order enough to share... And she keeps pace. A little cocktail sauce, or red vinegar... Or both... Shlurpp!
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04-07-2019, 12:37 AM
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No thank you. Slurp away, but I have an aversion to raw seafood.
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04-08-2019, 01:52 PM
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This is true fact.
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04-10-2019, 01:27 AM
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A handy guide to UK Pubs...
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Pubs closing at rate of 18 a week as people stay at home I do not partake of grain or grape, but jotting down all the pubs I can think of, we have nine in a parish of about 7,500 souls. There's another three which spring to mind which have closed in recent years and one converted to a restaurant. This piece of social history brought to you by Carruthers. 
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