Weird News - Page 37

capnhowdy · 07-19-2009, 01:32 PM

Smokey the chihuahua impaled by BBQ fork...survives.

TheMercenary · 07-22-2009, 04:23 PM

Go Fetch!

Ok, bring that back right now!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/america...orn-from-house

Crimson Ghost · 07-23-2009, 01:04 AM

A dingo ate your baby?

TheMercenary · 07-25-2009, 09:06 AM

A hot night of love making.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...2&in_page_id=2

Crimson Ghost · 07-25-2009, 01:28 PM

A "sex session in a bush".

That's where mine usually take place...

xoxoxoBruce · 07-26-2009, 04:27 AM

No, a sex session in the bushes, like we wish.

Crimson Ghost · 07-26-2009, 08:54 PM

I'm married.

I'm relegated to one bush these days.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-26-2009, 08:56 PM

Regulated doesn't have any bearing on wishes, only on actions.

Crimson Ghost · 07-26-2009, 09:04 PM

True...

ZenGum · 07-27-2009, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Swimmers warned over loved-up dolphin

New Zealand swimmers are being warned not to go out into the sea alone - or they risk getting a little too much love from a lonely dolphin.

Moko the dolphin took up residence at Mahia, on the east coast of the North Island, last year.

Since then hundreds of people have swum with him, but on the weekend things got out of hand with one woman.

Moko wanted to keep playing and kept swimming in circles around the woman, stopping her from returning to the beach.

She panicked, jumped on a buoy 200 metres out to sea and screamed for help.

Fisherman Joe Hedley says Moko is craving human company.

"He lets you hang onto his fins, swims around his legs, lets you pat and scratch him," he said.

"He'll come right in to knee-deep water".

He says people should stay close to shore and only swim with Moko if they are in a group.

TheMercenary · 07-28-2009, 08:49 PM

Witchy Woman, UK style.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/ju...nt-wookey-hole

TheMercenary · 07-28-2009, 08:50 PM

Not for the faint of heart.

Police: Woman accused of killing newborn ate brain

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

TheMercenary · 07-31-2009, 09:54 AM

People can be really stupid. This one should enter a Darwin contest and try to win.

http://www.thecoastalsource.com/most...iLvLAhhAg.cspx

ZenGum · 08-10-2009, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Stolen inflatable clown found with list of demands

Police in Alice Springs say an inflatable clown recently stolen from the Moscow Circus has been found.

The circus mascot Boris was taken from Blatherskite Park on July 26.

A police spokeswoman says a man walking through the Alice Springs golf course on Saturday morning found the clown still inflated at the barbecue area at the 17th green.

She says a handwritten note found with the clown demanding better working conditions has been seized by police for forensic testing.

Police have contacted the Moscow Circus with a view to reuniting it with the clown.

Sheldonrs · 08-11-2009, 01:39 PM

3'6" clairvoyent wanted for double homocide.

Headline: "Small medium at large"

07-19-2009, 01:32 PM	#1
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Smokey the chihuahua impaled by BBQ fork...survives. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-22-2009, 04:23 PM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Go Fetch! Ok, bring that back right now! http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/america...orn-from-house __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-23-2009, 01:04 AM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	A dingo ate your baby? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-25-2009, 09:06 AM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	A hot night of love making. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...2&in_page_id=2 __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-25-2009, 01:28 PM	#5
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	A "sex session in a bush". That's where mine usually take place... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-26-2009, 04:27 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, a sex session in the bushes, like we wish. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-26-2009, 08:54 PM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I'm married. I'm relegated to one bush these days. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-26-2009, 08:56 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Regulated doesn't have any bearing on wishes, only on actions. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-26-2009, 09:04 PM	#9
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	True... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-28-2009, 08:49 PM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Witchy Woman, UK style. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/ju...nt-wookey-hole __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-28-2009, 08:50 PM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Not for the faint of heart. Police: Woman accused of killing newborn ate brain http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1 __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-31-2009, 09:54 AM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	People can be really stupid. This one should enter a Darwin contest and try to win. http://www.thecoastalsource.com/most...iLvLAhhAg.cspx __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-11-2009, 01:39 PM	#15
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	3'6" clairvoyent wanted for double homocide. Headline: "Small medium at large" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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