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Old 02-03-2018, 06:34 PM   #1
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Old 02-04-2018, 05:02 AM   #2
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Old 02-13-2018, 06:09 PM   #3
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We're doomed, doomed, I say...

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Old 03-30-2018, 04:55 PM   #4
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Old 06-20-2018, 05:03 PM   #5
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Old 06-20-2018, 05:16 PM   #6
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Old 06-21-2018, 12:22 AM   #7
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Oh boy that was cruel.

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Old 06-21-2018, 10:40 AM   #8
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:49 AM   #9
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Well, I, uh...That's fucked up.
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:55 AM   #10
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Or "Come Again!"
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Old 07-10-2018, 02:53 PM   #11
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Old 07-10-2018, 06:38 PM   #12
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Old 06-21-2018, 03:03 PM   #13
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:53 AM   #14
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With all these new, self-driving vehicles, it won't be long until we have a country song where a guys pick-up truck leaves him.

What gender pronouns should we use for chocolate bars? That one's easy: Her/she.

What's the national book of Mexico? Tequila Mockingbird.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year!

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These and more, printed across pix of hot bikini chix, here.

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Old 07-12-2018, 05:21 PM   #15
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I think someone fucked up a bong.

Or a bang.

I know sumpin's fucked up somewhere.
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