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Old 03-28-2017, 11:36 AM   #1
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To be fashionable, even if you look stupid and are uncomfortable.
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Old 03-28-2017, 02:09 PM   #2
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What is the point of the clear plastic knees?
Slip covers for the knees.

Keeps 'em clean.
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Old 03-28-2017, 02:24 PM   #3
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Partial rollback of the "holes in the knees" style.
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Old 03-28-2017, 02:44 PM   #4
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Keeps 'em fresh and moist.
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Old 03-28-2017, 02:56 PM   #5
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Slip covers for the knees.

Keeps 'em clean.
Like grandma's couch you hated to sit on.

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Partial rollback of the "holes in the knees" style.
Yeah, babysteps

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Keeps 'em fresh and moist.
Moist for sure. Fresh? Watch for a new plastic compatible knee deodorant.
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Old 03-28-2017, 03:24 PM   #6
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Watch for a new plastic compatible knee deodorant.
Ya smear that on yer kneepits.
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Old 03-30-2017, 03:26 PM   #7
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What is the point of the clear plastic knees?
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Slip covers for the knees.
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Like grandma's couch you hated to sit on.
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Old 03-31-2017, 06:04 PM   #8
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The European plan, I guess according to the right wing.
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Old 03-28-2017, 03:23 PM   #9
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Grandmadigr didn't need no plastic on her couch.

Hers was covered with Nauga flesh.
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Old 03-29-2017, 07:17 PM   #10
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Grandmadigr didn't need no plastic on her crouch.
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Old 04-03-2017, 04:29 PM   #11
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8. Wait for the next attack.
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Old 04-03-2017, 05:22 PM   #12
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Forgot a few...

Step 5.5 - Bomb some people who had nothing to do with it. Kill plenty of civilians. Create increased opportunity for radicalization.

Step 6.5 - Turn away refugees who are victims of the same terrorist groups you oppose. Validate the culture war that radical propagandists preach in their recruitment.

Step 7.5 - Ramp up the xenophobic rhetoric. Empower radical groups with even more propaganda material. Increase recruitment for the enemy. Increase radicalization.
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Old 04-03-2017, 06:50 PM   #13
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That's European, not American.
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Old 05-28-2017, 08:44 PM   #14
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Forgot a few...

Step 5.5 - Bomb some people who had nothing to do with it. Kill plenty of civilians. Create increased opportunity for radicalization.

Step 6.5 - Turn away refugees who are victims of the same terrorist groups you oppose. Validate the culture war that radical propagandists preach in their recruitment.

Step 7.5 - Ramp up the xenophobic rhetoric. Empower radical groups with even more propaganda material. Increase recruitment for the enemy. Increase radicalization.
Priming the pump for the military industrial complex is exhausting.
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