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Old 08-22-2008, 05:29 PM   #5401
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What weighs 600 pounds and does 0-60mph in less than one second?

Need a clue? It eats government scientists and minivans for lunch.

I quote my wise old ancestor again. A fool and his motorcycle* are soon parted.
*Insert skateboard, snowmobile etc.
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Old 08-22-2008, 09:18 PM   #5402
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Old 08-23-2008, 01:09 AM   #5403
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I went to the website and still say WTF.

http://www.humancalendar.com/
So this is a to do list?
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Old 08-23-2008, 02:19 PM   #5404
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:41 PM   #5405
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Old 08-24-2008, 06:04 PM   #5406
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Old 08-25-2008, 02:41 PM   #5407
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Old 08-25-2008, 02:43 PM   #5408
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:08 PM   #5409
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Old 08-25-2008, 09:32 PM   #5410
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:21 PM   #5411
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:37 PM   #5412
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Or, as some Ohioans might sing:

Don't cry for me, I'm from Xenia.
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Old 08-26-2008, 02:19 PM   #5413
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Old 08-26-2008, 02:36 PM   #5414
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Q. Where can you find batman sperm?

A. Dick
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Old 08-26-2008, 02:46 PM   #5415
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I've been watching that guy with the glass for about 20 minutes. What does he, eventually, do?
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