What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 36

Shawnee123 · 10-21-2010, 12:45 PM

"I seen the smalley face"

Shawnee123 · 10-22-2010, 01:49 PM

More than mildly: monster's usertitle. Clever one!

monster · 10-22-2010, 02:04 PM

It'd be a good band name, don't you think?

Clodfobble · 10-22-2010, 11:23 PM

Mr. Clod's gmail address follows the pattern [first initial][relatively common last name], and he ends up getting mis-addressed email meant for other people on a fairly regular basis.

This evening he received this photo, no message included:

Undertoad · 10-22-2010, 11:34 PM

It seems to me like that is the very definition of mildly amusing!

It's not drop dead funny only because there is some kind of WTF aspect of it.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-23-2010, 12:58 AM

That was from his other family in Europe.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2010, 02:29 AM

This

Clodfobble · 10-26-2010, 11:27 PM

I hate election poll phone calls, and right now I'm getting at least one a day.

So as soon as I realize that's who I've got on the line, I've started handing the phone to Minifob. One woman talked to him for a good 5 minutes.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-26-2010, 11:32 PM

One? I'm getting at least a half dozen every damn day. I've had to start picking up the receiver a half inch and dropping it, to keep them from leaving voice mails.

Clodfobble · 10-26-2010, 11:35 PM

Well, you live in a state that actually contains some moderates. Around here it's more like, "which of the Republican candidate's platforms are the most important to you?"

morethanpretty · 10-30-2010, 08:17 AM

Got a newsletter from the SPCA, the beginning of one of the articles:
With witches, goblins, Buzz Lightyear, pumpkins, hot dogs, ladybugs, butterflies and Justin Bieber out on the prowl, remember to keep your pets’ safety in mind this Halloween.

footfootfoot · 11-13-2010, 11:59 PM

I had a photo shoot the other day at a corporation that routinely gives its employees the "whizz quiz". I had to use the bathroom and noted that (a) the toilet water had been dyed blue and (b) the faucets on the sink had a locked steel cover blocking access to the faucets. There was hand sanitizer available though.

Griff · 11-14-2010, 03:11 PM

For my 13K post, I'd like to ask if you did sell your urine and for how much?

footfootfoot · 11-14-2010, 07:46 PM

Didn't occur to me, but I wonder how much clean whizz goes for on the open market.
Damn. Woulda, coulda, shoulda

xoxoxoBruce · 11-15-2010, 03:07 AM

Well, first you gotta have it...

10-21-2010, 12:45 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"I seen the smalley face" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-22-2010, 01:49 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	More than mildly: monster's usertitle. Clever one! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-22-2010, 02:04 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It'd be a good band name, don't you think? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-22-2010, 11:23 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Mr. Clod's gmail address follows the pattern [first initial][relatively common last name], and he ends up getting mis-addressed email meant for other people on a fairly regular basis. This evening he received this photo, no message included: Attached Images __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-23-2010, 12:58 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That was from his other family in Europe. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-22-2010, 11:34 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It seems to me like that is the very definition of mildly amusing! It's not drop dead funny only because there is some kind of WTF aspect of it.

10-25-2010, 02:29 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-26-2010, 11:27 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I hate election poll phone calls, and right now I'm getting at least one a day. So as soon as I realize that's who I've got on the line, I've started handing the phone to Minifob. One woman talked to him for a good 5 minutes. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-26-2010, 11:32 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	One? I'm getting at least a half dozen every damn day. I've had to start picking up the receiver a half inch and dropping it, to keep them from leaving voice mails. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-26-2010, 11:35 PM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Well, you live in a state that actually contains some moderates. Around here it's more like, "which of the Republican candidate's platforms are the most important to you?" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-30-2010, 08:17 AM	#11
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Got a newsletter from the SPCA, the beginning of one of the articles: With witches, goblins, Buzz Lightyear, pumpkins, hot dogs, ladybugs, butterflies and Justin Bieber out on the prowl, remember to keep your pets’ safety in mind this Halloween. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-13-2010, 11:59 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I had a photo shoot the other day at a corporation that routinely gives its employees the "whizz quiz". I had to use the bathroom and noted that (a) the toilet water had been dyed blue and (b) the faucets on the sink had a locked steel cover blocking access to the faucets. There was hand sanitizer available though. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-14-2010, 03:11 PM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	For my 13K post, I'd like to ask if you did sell your urine and for how much? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-14-2010, 07:46 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Didn't occur to me, but I wonder how much clean whizz goes for on the open market. Damn. Woulda, coulda, shoulda __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-15-2010, 03:07 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well, first you gotta have it... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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