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xoxoxoBruce · 05-16-2016, 05:32 PM

Yearbook...

xoxoxoBruce · 05-18-2016, 09:28 AM

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Gravdigr · 05-18-2016, 10:25 AM

Wouldn't need a match to see what I'd have done.

You woulda smelled it.

footfootfoot · 05-23-2016, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Wouldn't need a match to see what I'd have done.

You woulda smelled it.

"Just run like hell, reach behind you and keep throwing!"

"Keep throwing what?"

"Don't worry, it'll be there."

xoxoxoBruce · 05-25-2016, 03:09 PM

This is matchbook cover from an apparently posh nightclub in the 1930s.
But if it's so classy, why are they having watermelon?

Gravdigr · 05-28-2016, 10:51 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 06-01-2016, 12:12 AM

Peace at last, peace at last, thank God almighty, peace at last.

Gravdigr · 06-25-2016, 01:00 PM

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-29-2016, 03:31 PM

Gravdigr · 06-30-2016, 05:20 PM

What do you do if your bassist is drowning?

Throw him his amp.

BigV · 07-06-2016, 03:49 PM

Why do IT folks get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

glatt · 07-06-2016, 04:20 PM

I dunno. Why?

BigV · 07-06-2016, 07:53 PM

Because

OCT 31 == DEC 25

xoxoxoBruce · 07-06-2016, 10:19 PM

Strip club...

Gravdigr · 08-18-2016, 04:15 PM

05-16-2016, 05:32 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yearbook... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-18-2016, 09:28 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-18-2016, 10:25 AM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wouldn't need a match to see what I'd have done. You woulda smelled it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-25-2016, 03:09 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is matchbook cover from an apparently posh nightclub in the 1930s. But if it's so classy, why are they having watermelon? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-28-2016, 10:51 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-01-2016, 12:12 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Peace at last, peace at last, thank God almighty, peace at last. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-25-2016, 01:00 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-29-2016, 03:31 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Staid old England... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-30-2016, 05:20 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What do you do if your bassist is drowning? Throw him his amp. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-06-2016, 03:49 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Why do IT folks get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-06-2016, 04:20 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I dunno. Why?

07-06-2016, 07:53 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Because OCT 31 == DEC 25 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-06-2016, 10:19 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Strip club... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-18-2016, 04:15 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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