Be a post whore! - Page 35

Cloud · 11-18-2007, 11:12 AM

or I could just tuck it under a boob and leave it there.

ZenGum · 11-18-2007, 11:28 AM

Ahem ... does it have a ... errr ... vibrate mode?

TheMercenary · 11-18-2007, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Ahem ... does it have a ... errr ... vibrate mode?

Good one... Instant thought provoked.

Cloud · 11-18-2007, 12:21 PM

hmm, could hang it from my HCH, I suppose . . .

would make walking kind of difficult, though.

Shawnee123 · 11-19-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

or I could just tuck it under a boob and leave it there.

How many boobs can you find in this picture? I see at least 4. Don't know which one is best for tucking though.

Cloud · 11-23-2007, 12:36 PM

Did you know that the actor Cliff Robertson (probably best known now for playing Uncle Ben in Spiderman) was blacklisted during the 1970s in Hollywood for exposing an embezzlement scheme perpetrated by the head of his studio?

Cloud · 11-24-2007, 02:01 PM

and, did you know that Chow Yun Fat's character in Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End, a Chinese pirate, was censored in China because it "demonised Chinese."

I think that movie pretty much demonised everyone. Do they not get the concept of fantasy?

Cicero · 11-26-2007, 11:55 AM

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Cloud · 12-06-2007, 11:09 PM

amateur authors slay me sometimes. I just read a lengthy and quite graphically erotic story where the author refers to "ghod" throughout. As in, "oh, ghod, what have we done" and even, strangly, referring to someone as "a ghod"; yet it's full of fucks and cocks.

Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name.

ZenGum · 12-06-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

amateur authors slay me sometimes. I just read a lengthy and quite graphically erotic story where the author refers to "ghod" throughout. As in, "oh, ghod, what have we done" and even, strangly, referring to someone as "a ghod"; yet it's full of fucks and cocks.

Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name.

hehehe

Ok you were talking about a deliberate misspelling apparently for a bizarre reason. I couldn't help myself.
Some porn writers are hopeless. I have seen some confusing crotch with crutch and even crouch. "Orgasim" was just funny. I want to have one of those.

Clodfobble · 12-07-2007, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

"Orgasim" was just funny.

At our favorite sushi restaurant, they have a specialty roll which is basically a standard caterpillar roll with this awesome red sauce on top. The name of the roll is spelled differently in two places on the menu. In one place, it is a "Mexican Organism." In the other, it is a "Mexican Orgasm." We can't agree among us which one they really meant. (The rest of the menu is full of typos as well, and the red sauce itself is referred to as simply "mexican spicy on top.")

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Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name.

Maybe she's Jewish, in theory they're not supposed to write the "name" of God unless it's on a sacred or religious item. Usually you see it written as "G-d" instead. But I don't know what Judaism would say about erotica...

Cloud · 12-07-2007, 12:35 PM

professional Jewish writers don't do that, though. And I think it's pretty ludicrous to write, "ghod damn it." Who is this "ghod" and what powers does he have to damn someone?

ZenGum · 12-07-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

professional Jewish writers don't do that, though. And I think it's pretty ludicrous to write, "ghod damn it." Who is this "ghod" and what powers does he have to damn someone?

None, but he can dhamn you.

monster · 12-07-2007, 08:15 PM

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hehe I have seen some confusing crotch with crutch.

As far as I can tell this confusion is widespread.

Cloud · 12-07-2007, 08:18 PM

"mexican spicy on top" -- love it!

11-18-2007, 11:12 AM	#511
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11-18-2007, 11:28 AM	#512
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ahem ... does it have a ... errr ... vibrate mode? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-18-2007, 12:21 PM	#514
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	hmm, could hang it from my HCH, I suppose . . . would make walking kind of difficult, though. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-23-2007, 12:36 PM	#516
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Did you know that the actor Cliff Robertson (probably best known now for playing Uncle Ben in Spiderman) was blacklisted during the 1970s in Hollywood for exposing an embezzlement scheme perpetrated by the head of his studio? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-24-2007, 02:01 PM	#517
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	and, did you know that Chow Yun Fat's character in Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End, a Chinese pirate, was censored in China because it "demonised Chinese." I think that movie pretty much demonised everyone. Do they not get the concept of fantasy? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-26-2007, 11:55 AM	#518
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Thought you guys might enjoy this! Download the full pdf to over-engineer a snowman!!! http://sfreporter.com/articles/publi...-a-snowman.php __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-06-2007, 11:09 PM	#519
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	amateur authors slay me sometimes. I just read a lengthy and quite graphically erotic story where the author refers to "ghod" throughout. As in, "oh, ghod, what have we done" and even, strangly, referring to someone as "a ghod"; yet it's full of fucks and cocks. Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-07-2007, 12:35 PM	#522
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	professional Jewish writers don't do that, though. And I think it's pretty ludicrous to write, "ghod damn it." Who is this "ghod" and what powers does he have to damn someone? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-07-2007, 08:18 PM	#525
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	"mexican spicy on top" -- love it! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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