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Old 11-11-2014, 07:57 AM   #5206
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Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark.
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Old 11-11-2014, 09:06 AM   #5207
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A bear walks into a bar and says, " I'll have a .................................................Beer."


the bartender says, " Why the big pause?"


the bear looks at his paws and says, "I've always had these."
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Old 11-13-2014, 01:22 AM   #5208
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Oh Noes...
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Old 11-13-2014, 03:29 PM   #5209
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I knew she looked familiar! Kim tried to break the internet yesterday. It didn't break but she left a huge crack in it. LOL
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Old 11-13-2014, 04:51 PM   #5210
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I'm beginning to have an active dislike for her. Can't stand her actually.
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Old 11-13-2014, 08:20 PM   #5211
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Oh Noes...
My daily job. Plus/minus the 'your muscles hurt. They'll hurt if you stay home, and they'll hurt if you go to work. SO GO TO WORK!!'
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Old 11-16-2014, 12:47 PM   #5212
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Old 11-16-2014, 02:17 PM   #5213
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Oh i love that one.
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Old 11-16-2014, 02:26 PM   #5214
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I'm beginning to have an active dislike for her. Can't stand her actually.
A facebook friend keeps posting pictures of her while criticizing her.
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Old 11-16-2014, 02:56 PM   #5215
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Why is she famous? She has a fat ass that looks like it's been beat with a bag of nickels. Big deal.

She should give the Photoshop people ¾ of her money. And she should give Jackhole West a full refund.
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Old 11-16-2014, 05:30 PM   #5216
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Very strange and unfortunate case of famous.
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Old 11-16-2014, 09:35 PM   #5217
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:41 PM   #5218
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Her name is Dawn?
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:41 PM   #5219
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The cut rate pharmacist filled the prescription and handed the nearly-deaf old man the bottle of pills saying "That'll be $16.50".
Just then the drug store phone rang and the pharmacist answered.
As he did, the old man placed 50 cents on the counter and walked out of the store with his prescription.
The clerk realised the mistake and shouted but the old man did not hear and kept walking.
When the pharmacist finished his call the clerk explained what had happened.
The pharmacist scooped up the 50 cents and put it in the cash register saying to the clerk "Oh well, 30 cents profit is better than nothing".
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Old 11-17-2014, 05:03 AM   #5220
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