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infinite monkey · 11-15-2011, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

and teeth. He has to have his own, dentally cared-for teeth.

That's a given. That, and regular showers, and no spitting on the sidewalk, and the ability to form complete sentences, and no leftover hair 'tail' from the 80s/90s, and and and...

Trilby · 11-15-2011, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

That's a given. That, and regular showers, and no spitting on the sidewalk, and the ability to form complete sentences, and no leftover hair 'tail' from the 80s/90s, and and and...

I know. Now we're getting 'picky' and we'll NEVER find a man!!!!

sigh.

infinite monkey · 11-15-2011, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I know. Now we're getting 'picky' and we'll NEVER find a man!!!!

sigh.

I've SEEN what there is to 'settle' for. I even tried that.

:shudders:

Know wha'i'm'sayin'?

Undertoad · 11-15-2011, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

and teeth. He has to have his own, dentally cared-for teeth.

How many?

infinite monkey · 11-15-2011, 09:47 AM

Teeth is plural, so at least 2.

Bugs Bunny would qualify. He has two teef, a real tail, he gets a paycheck, I've seen him in the shower, and I've only seen him spit into spittoons. If we made him smell like chocolate, he'd be golden!

Sundae · 11-15-2011, 10:28 AM

We're going to live together as three old crones, don't worry.
With cats.

I started to make a joke about hiring workmen and slipping something into their tea. Then I realised how appalling it would sound if it was a man suggesting he drugged a woman to have sex.
So I deleted it.

I'm already creepy, obviously.

infinite monkey · 11-15-2011, 10:57 AM

We don't need to drug men to have sex. Snapping our fingers to call them to our attention should do it. It's a pavlovian reaction.

"Sit. Stay. Fuck."

Voila!

Gravdigr · 11-16-2011, 03:48 PM

Sit - check
Fuck - check
Stay - Hold on there, let's see how the fuckin goes.

HungLikeJesus · 03-06-2012, 08:11 PM

The Soft Heat Warming Mattress Pad. It's been great!

Dual controls, automatic shut-off after 10 hours, 11 heat settings, micro-fine wires, and low voltage.

Gravdigr · 03-07-2012, 03:28 PM

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I hope to never be that cold.

wolf · 03-07-2012, 03:31 PM

I have been that cold and will not use an electric blanket or underpad. I do not trust such things.

BigV · 03-07-2012, 07:40 PM

so... not a waterbed fan then, hm?

You have a honkin electric heater directly underneath a thousand pounds of water in a box. you're protected by a couple millimeters of vinyl.

Sleep well!

wolf · 03-07-2012, 07:51 PM

A friend of mine had a waterbed. Extremely comfortable until you tried to get out of it. But no, I didn't like the heater idea in that, either. Never slept in the thing.

wolf · 03-08-2012, 01:44 PM

Oh, dear.

I am almost ashamed to be posting this. Does it make it okay that the place I saw it on TV wasn't a commercial?

But ...

Lightweight, durable, stores easily, and I really, really works. Learning curve is less than one shirt. Really. And it does exactly what it's supposed to. Quickly, neatly. And the results really do take up less physical space because it is more efficient than doing it by hand.

HungLikeJesus · 03-08-2012, 03:07 PM

But what is it?

11-15-2011, 10:28 AM	#501
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11-16-2011, 03:48 PM	#503
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sit - check Fuck - check Stay - Hold on there, let's see how the fuckin goes. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-06-2012, 08:11 PM	#504
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The Soft Heat Warming Mattress Pad. It's been great! Dual controls, automatic shut-off after 10 hours, 11 heat settings, micro-fine wires, and low voltage. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-07-2012, 03:28 PM	#505
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope to never be that cold. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-07-2012, 03:31 PM	#506
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I have been that cold and will not use an electric blanket or underpad. I do not trust such things. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-15-2011, 09:47 AM	#500
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Teeth is plural, so at least 2. Bugs Bunny would qualify. He has two teef, a real tail, he gets a paycheck, I've seen him in the shower, and I've only seen him spit into spittoons. If we made him smell like chocolate, he'd be golden!

11-15-2011, 10:57 AM	#502
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	We don't need to drug men to have sex. Snapping our fingers to call them to our attention should do it. It's a pavlovian reaction. "Sit. Stay. Fuck." Voila!

03-07-2012, 07:40 PM	#507
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	so... not a waterbed fan then, hm? You have a honkin electric heater directly underneath a thousand pounds of water in a box. you're protected by a couple millimeters of vinyl. Sleep well! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-07-2012, 07:51 PM	#508
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	A friend of mine had a waterbed. Extremely comfortable until you tried to get out of it. But no, I didn't like the heater idea in that, either. Never slept in the thing. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-08-2012, 01:44 PM	#509
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Oh, dear. I am almost ashamed to be posting this. Does it make it okay that the place I saw it on TV wasn't a commercial? But ... Lightweight, durable, stores easily, and I really, really works. Learning curve is less than one shirt. Really. And it does exactly what it's supposed to. Quickly, neatly. And the results really do take up less physical space because it is more efficient than doing it by hand. Attached Images __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-08-2012, 03:07 PM	#510
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	But what is it? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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