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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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OMG I think you've found the ultimate PMS food: salty, sweet, a wee bit of crunch, chocolaty. Excuse me a minute...I'm weeping with joy.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Thank goodness both Selene and TF have had hysterectomies. Big bags of Peanut M&M's were expensive enough. It would have bankrupted me if I'd had to by chocolate covered bacon and throw it into their rooms before running for cover.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Narwhal.
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Are you sure that's not a dawl-phen with a root-veggie horn tacked on?
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Root veggie? At first I thought it was parsnip, but it could be pineapple.
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in a Nut House
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Maybe we did this and maybe it's not WTF unless WTF stands for wasn't that funny?
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I laughed heartily at her running around with the air freshener!
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Are you addicted to bacon?
http://www.recipestar.com/quizzes/view/bacon-addict
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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No, and I've had it up to here with all this bacon foolishness. It's not even good.
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Blasphemer! Burn her! After wrapping her in delicious bacon.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Oooo, I'd eat that.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Bacon wrapped crabmeat.
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