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Old 06-21-2017, 01:22 AM   #1
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Are you talkin' dirty?

It's the first day of Summer in the top half of the globe so if your firepit isn't ready better get your ass in gear.
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Old 06-22-2017, 11:22 PM   #2
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If you could only slide up.
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Old 06-23-2017, 09:11 PM   #3
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You could make your own planes, although it's probably smart to buy the blades. They're a whole nother kettle of fish.
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Old 06-24-2017, 10:50 PM   #4
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My god those are steep! They're practically scrapers instead of planes. wtf?
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Old 06-29-2017, 12:40 AM   #5
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Reclaiming an industrial table/bench is easier than from scratch, but they've become pretty spendy because of increased demand and diminished supply.
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:26 AM   #6
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You could whittle an Indian from some Cedar...
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:30 PM   #7
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Shouldn't take more than twenty minutes.
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:41 PM   #8
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I've thought about that actually. But I haven't gotten as far as sourcing a log.

I'd prefer to carve a figurehead.
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Old 07-13-2017, 01:13 AM   #9
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At first it sounds like a great idea, but it may be more trouble than it's worth.
It would take a specific lifestyle to make it worthwhile.
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Old 07-13-2017, 10:48 PM   #10
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You could do a plane crash, truck/car collision, or any disaster which would produce a lot of steam/smoke. maybe a Divorce Court.
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Old 07-15-2017, 11:24 PM   #11
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The top two are a table?

Pretty cool. I wonder how dey do dat?
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:49 AM   #12
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Probably upside down. A couple dowels that line up with the stacks then create the smoke/steam around them, but that's just a guess.
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Old 07-26-2017, 11:44 PM   #13
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You could rip out the center and stick a TV in there.
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:40 PM   #14
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Another one of those tables that look so cool but are of no use to you unless you can afford that 20 foot TV I posted somewhere.
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Old 09-16-2017, 12:20 AM   #15
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Another one of those tables that look so cool but are of no use to you unless you can afford that 20 foot TV I posted somewhere.

https://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=993061&postcount=678
Looks a bit like the beautiful wood counters at the pot store.



Custom crafted from a massive 750-year-old sunken tree that was pulled from the Willamette River six or eight years ago. Not long before the store opened, one of the owners saw an ad for the tree on Craigslist, and got an idea . . .
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